Santa Banta SMS

Banta: Truck Dekhkar Tum Kaampte
Kyu Ho..?
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Santa: Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhaag Gaya Tha,
Har Baar Lagta Hai Jaise Usko Vapas Karne Aaya Hai..!

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Santa: Doctor, Ye Phoolon Ki Mala Kis
Ke Liye..?
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Doctor: Ye Mera Pehla Operation Hai
Success Hua To Mere Liye, Nahi
To Tumhare Liye..!

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Santa Was Getting Bitten By
Mosquitoes The Whole Night
He Got Irritated And Drank Finite
And Said..
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Ab Kaato Saalon, Sab Ke Sab
Maroge..!

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santa london me double store bus me
baitha tha......
conductor ne usey uper bhej diya......
santa pehle uper gya fir bhaagta hua
niche aaya aur bola..
marwayege kya saale..
uper to driver hi nahi hai...

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Santa vs. Shopkeeper
Read @ ur own risk
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Santa :- yeh banana kitne ka diya ???
Shopkeeper :- 1 rupaya.
Santa :- 60 paise me deta hai kya ??
Shopkeeper :- 60 paise me toh sirf Chilka milega.
Santa :- toh le 40 paise Chilka tu rakh aur banana mujhe de diyo...
THOKO LIKE

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Santa to Taxidriver :- Gurudwara jaoge ?
Driver :- Ha bikul
Santa Pocket se ek Potli nikalta hai aur kehta hai
Ate waqt mere liye Langar la dena...

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Nurse: Aapko Judwa Bacche Huye.
Santa: Hona Hi Tha.
Picture Hi Aise Dekhi Thi.
Dhoom 2
Golmaal 2
Raaz 2
Aashiqi 2
Nurse: Achcha Hua Delhi-6 Nahi Dekhi.:-D

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Interviewer - Aapko,
Kitne Saalo Ka Experience Hai.????
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Santa - Sir,
Maine Kabhi Saalo Ko Try Nahi Kiya,
Lekin Mujhe 2 Saaliyo Ka Experience Hai.:-P

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Santa Driving On The Wrong Side Of Road.
&
Said
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O===SHIT===
Aaj Phir Late Ho Gaya.
Saare Log Wapis Ja Rahe Hai.:-P:-D

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Santa Banta Ki Dukaan Par Shave Karne Aaye,
Banta- Muchh Rakhni Hai.?
SANTA- Han.
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Banta(Much Kaat k)- Le Rakh Le,
Jahan Rakhni Hai.;-)

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