Santa Banta SMS

Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?"
Santa-"Chidiya Bankar."
Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!"
Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!"

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Santa Apne Patni Jeeto Se:
Agr Tumhe Kuch Ho Gaya To
Main Pagal Ho Jaunga, :-P :-D

Jeeto: Doosre Shaadi To Nhi Karoge, :-)

Santa: Pagal Insaan Ka Kya Hai,
Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hai..!! :-D :-D

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Teacher: 1 se 10 tak count kar ke batao…
Chota Santa: 1, 2, 3,4,5,7,8,9,10.
Teacher: 6 kaha hai.?
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Santa: aaj subah T.V pe news me bata raha tha:
‘Ek bus durghatana me 6 ki maut ho gai…!!’

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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Santa Singh…
Tusi Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

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Santa ki shaadi k 3 mahine baad hi
beta ho gaya.
Santa : Ye 3 mahine me bacha kaise ho
gaya..??
Biwi : Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua
hai..??
Santa : 3 mahine.
Biwi : Aur meri shadi ko..??
Santa : 3 mahine.
Biwi : Aur bachcha kitne time baad
hua..??
Santa : 3 mahine baad.
Biwi : Total kitne mahine ho gaye..??
Santa : Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho
gaye! time ka pata hi nahi laga?!! :P :D

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संता लंगड़ाता हुआ जा रहा था और उसके कपड़े
फटे हुए थे...
बंता ने पूछा: क्या हुआ भाई? यह हालत कैसे
हुई तुम्हारी?
संता: क्या बताऊं यार, बीवी को मुझे पिटवाने
की नई तरकीब सूझी थी!
बंता: कैसी तरकीब?
संता: बीवी ने मुझे झाड़ू खरीदने भेजा था।
वापस आ रहा था, तो बीजेपी कार्यकर्ताओं ने
मुझे आप का कार्यकर्ता समझ लिया!

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Santa :Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy
K Kya Bataon
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DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
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SAnta :Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski
Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo
Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.

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Army training ke dauran ek officer ne Banta se pucha..
Yeh tumhare hath me kya hai ?
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Banta :- sir, yeh bandook hai..
Officer :- yeh bandook nhi tumheri Ijjat tumheri Shaan hai. Maa hai tumhari Maa.
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Officer to Santa.
Yeh tumhare hath me kya hai ?
Santa :- Sir, Yeh Banta ki maa aur hamari Aunty hai...
Agar acha laga toh thoko Like and Share

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Biwi, Ek Dum Khush Hoke:
"Kya Baat Hai Jee, Aaj To
Meri Photo Pe Photo Kheenche
Ja Rahe Ho?"
Santa: Kuchh Nahi Pagli,
Aaj Mere Sarr Pe Wild Life
Photography Ka Bhoot Sawaar Hai.

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Santa Travelling 1st Time In Plane
Going To Bombay
While Landing He Shouted..
'BOMBAY BOMBAY'
Air Hostess: B-Silent Plz..
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Santa: 'OMBAY OMBAY'

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