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Santa Banta SMS
Santa:- 'Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?'
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Banta- 'Oh wait.I'll search it on
Google'... :D
A Santa Enters Shop Shouts,
Where Is My Free Gift With This Oil..?
Shopkeeper : Iske Saath Koi Gift Nahi Hai Bhai Saab..
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Santa : Oye, Is Pe Likha Hai
CHOLESTROL FREE..!
Santa Ne Banta Se
Kaha, Sabse
Bada Challenge Kya Hai?
Banta Replied: Answer
Sheet
Ko Khaali Chod Do Aur
Last Me
Likh Dena, Paas Karke
Dikha.
Santa ko chand par bhejne ka
faisla hua..
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Aadhe raste
jakar Santa rocket se kood gaya or
chillaya……
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kamino aaj to amawasya hai,
chand to hoga hi nahi…… :p
Santa- yaar banta hamare beach kya relation hai?
Banta- yaar wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai.
Santa- kaise?
Banta- kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai
Santa- kya laaye ho?
banta- mai tere liye rishta laya hu.
ladki B.COM hai..
santa- ladki chahe kisi bhi com ki ho bus padi-likhi honi chahiye..
Santa ki Wife ka
Rang Kala tha
Ek Din Red Saree
Pehan K
pucha: Me Kaisi
Dikh Rahi Hu? .
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Snta:Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag
Lag Gayi Ho !!... :-P :-D
Do Ladke Santa Ke Saath
Motorcycle Per Jaa Rahe They.
Policeman Ne Hath Dikhakar Rok Liya.
Santa Oye! Pehle Hi Teen Baithe
Hain, Ab Tu Kaha Bethega!
Banta-Agar aapko Garmi
lage to aap kya krte ho?
Santa:Cooler k samne
baith jata hu
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Banta-phir bhi Garmi lage
to?
Santa:To Cooler ON kar
leta hu...
Santa biwi K sath trainMe safar kr
raha tha.
Raatko biwi boli:Ye aadmi mere blouse me
hath daal raha H
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Santa:Tu fikar na kr paise mere jeb me Hai
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