Santa:1 Aurat Ko Ghurte Hue
Ja Raha Tha
Aurat= Dekhta Kya H Teri Maa
Ki Umar Ki Hu
Santa:to Mai Bhi Apne Baap K
Liye Hi Dhund Rha Hu.
Customer To Santa: Teri To Rasgulle
Ki Dukaan Hai,
Tera Khane Ko Mann Nahi Karta..?
.
Santa: Karta To Hai Uncle,
Lekin Papa Count Karke Rakhte Hain
Isliye Choos Ke Wapas Rakh Deta Hu....!
Teacher: Who Is Terrorist..?
.
Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist
Who Comes From Other Country,
To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country..!
Aaj Fir Ek Sardar Ne Kamaal Kar Diya.
Ek Sardar Bank Me Aake So Gaya.
Jante Ho Kyun.?
Bank Ke Board Pe Likha Tha,
SONE PE LOAN MILEGA.
Teacher Ne Santa Se Class Mein Ek Sawaal Puchha,
Teacher: “Cheel Ko English Main Kya Kehte Hain?”
Santa: “Eagle.”
Teacher: “Agar Cheel Beemar Ho Jaye To?”
Santa: “Illegal.”
Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!
Friend 2 santa
Muje apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karuga
snta: Tm ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k
mene ring mangi thi or usne nhi di.......
Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent.
Interviewer: “Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?”
Santa: “Thanks For Giving The Job Sir, I Would
Immediately Start Investigation.“
Santa: Meri Biwi Mujhe Chhod Ke
Chali Gayi..
Banta: Tu Uska Khayal Nahi Rakhta
Hoga.?
.
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Santa: Arre Yaar,
Sagi Behan Ki Tarah Rakhta Tha..!
Santa flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha...
.
Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?.
.
Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le
aur Gaane tum suno...!!