Santa Banta SMS

Added 8 years ago

Santa:1 Aurat Ko Ghurte Hue
Ja Raha Tha
Aurat= Dekhta Kya H Teri Maa
Ki Umar Ki Hu
Santa:to Mai Bhi Apne Baap K
Liye Hi Dhund Rha Hu.

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Added 8 years ago

Customer To Santa: Teri To Rasgulle
Ki Dukaan Hai,
Tera Khane Ko Mann Nahi Karta..?
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Santa: Karta To Hai Uncle,
Lekin Papa Count Karke Rakhte Hain
Isliye Choos Ke Wapas Rakh Deta Hu....!

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Added 9 years ago

Teacher: Who Is Terrorist..?
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Santa: Terrorist Is A Tourist
Who Comes From Other Country,
To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country..!

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Added 9 years ago

Aaj Fir Ek Sardar Ne Kamaal Kar Diya.
Ek Sardar Bank Me Aake So Gaya.
Jante Ho Kyun.?
Bank Ke Board Pe Likha Tha,
SONE PE LOAN MILEGA.

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Added 9 years ago

Teacher Ne Santa Se Class Mein Ek Sawaal Puchha,
Teacher: “Cheel Ko English Main Kya Kehte Hain?”
Santa: “Eagle.”
Teacher: “Agar Cheel Beemar Ho Jaye To?”
Santa: “Illegal.”

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Added 9 years ago

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!

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Added 9 years ago

Friend 2 santa
Muje apni ring de do main ring ko
dekh k tumhay yaad karuga
snta: Tm ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k
mene ring mangi thi or usne nhi di.......

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Added 9 years ago

Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent.
Interviewer: “Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?”
Santa: “Thanks For Giving The Job Sir, I Would
Immediately Start Investigation.“

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Added 9 years ago

Santa: Meri Biwi Mujhe Chhod Ke
Chali Gayi..
Banta: Tu Uska Khayal Nahi Rakhta
Hoga.?
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Santa: Arre Yaar,
Sagi Behan Ki Tarah Rakhta Tha..!

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Added 9 years ago

Santa flight me pilot ka
headphone cheen raha tha...
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Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?.
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Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le
aur Gaane tum suno...!!

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