Santa Banta SMS

Santa ~Apka Kutta To Sher Jaisa Dikhta Hai Kya Khilate Ho Ise,..?

Banta ~Abe Wo Sher Hi Hai Saala Pyaar-wyaar K Chakkar Me Kutte Jaisa Dikhne Laga Hai.

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Santa:maine Apni Beti Ki Shaadi Sirf 1500rs Mein Kiya.
Banta: Woh Kaise?
Santa: Maine Use 1500 Ka Ek Mobile Dilaaya. Usne Love Marriage Kar Li..

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Santa: Maine Apki Dukan Se Murgi Dana Kharida Tha
Dukandar: To Kya Usme Koi Kharabi Nikli
Santa:mahina Ho Gaya Muje Khet Me Boye Ab Tak Murgi Nahi Ugi
..

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Santa: Aaj Tv Pe 30 Feet Ka Saap Dikhane Wale Hai.
Banta: Acha
Par Mai Nahi Dekh Paunga.
Santa: Kyu
Banta: Mera Tv To 21 Inch Ka Hi Hai...

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Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

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Santa And Banta Jungle Mein, Samne Aaya Sher…
Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Mitti Phenki,
Aur Bhaagne Lagaa Aur Santa Ko Bhi Bhaagne Ko Kahaa.
Santa : Main Kyu Bhagu, Mitti To Tune Phenki Hai.

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A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell. Santa Doesn't Turns Up For 4 Days.
Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies: I'm Coming Daily Since 4 Days, I Press The Bell But No One Comes Out.

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Santa To Banta: I Don't Have An Internet Connection At Home.
Can You Please Copy The Internet On This Usb Drive For Me??? Xd

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Santa: Darling, Years Ago U Had A Figure Like Coke Bottle.
Jeeto: Yes Darling I Still Do.
Only Difference Is Earlier It Was 300Ml Now It's 1.5 Ltr.

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Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:”DADDY “

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