Santa Banta SMS

Santa: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai?
Salesman : 1 Lakh Rs.
Santa: Why Anything Special?
Salesman : Light Chali Gayi To Automatic Off Ho Jayega.
Santa : Oh, Pack It.

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Santa Went To Banta’s Home For Breakfast
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Banta: Tuje Anda Bana Dun??
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Santa: Nahin, Mein Insaan Hi Thik Hun…

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Banta- Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai. Aur Apka?
Santa- Mera Mahine Baad Hota Hai, Kyuki Mujhe Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai..

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Banta- Tum Agle Birth Mai Kya Banana Chahte Ho?
Santa- Cockroach..
Banta- Wo Kyu?
Santa- Kyuki Meri Patni Sirf Cockroach Se Darti Hai..

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Santa (On Phone): Maa, Khushkhabri Hai!
Maa: Bolo Beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Maa: Badhai Ho, Ladka Hua Ya Ladki.
Santa: Na Ladka, Na Ladki. Maine Doosri Shaadi Karli.

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Santa Banta Ko Thappad Mara
Banta-ye Tune Mazak Me Maara Ya Seriously
Santa-seriously
Banta-fir Thik Hai,muze Mazak Bilkul Pasand Nahi
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Santa English K Paper Me Fail Ho Gaya Translation Ki Wajah Se..

1.main Ek Aam Aadmi Hoon. - I M A Mango Man.
2.mujhe English Aati Hai. ... English Comes To Me.
3.mera Taluq Haripur Hazara Se Hai. I Blong 2 Greenpur Thousanda.
4.sadak Par Goliyan Chal Rahi Hai. Tablets Are Walking On The Road.

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Santa- Mai Nalayak Ko Bhi Layak Bana Sakta Hu..
Banta- Wo Kaise?
Santa- Nalayak Se Na Hata K...

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1 Baar Santa kO
Raste mE Patthar Mila
UspE Likha Tha
“Patthar kO Palat Lo Kuch Ban Jaoge”
Jaise Hi Usne Palta
Dusri Taraf Likha Tha”Bewkuf Ban Gaye
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Santa Dialled A Phone No.
A Computerizd Female Voice Said. 'Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nai Hai..'
Santa- Bas Janeman.. Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai Itna Hi Kaafi Hai:-)

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