Santa Banta SMS

Santa, Road Ki Zebra Crossing Par Bar Bar Uchalta Raha,

What He Thinks??
Guess…
“Yaar Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi”

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Santa Ki Chatri Me Hole Tha,
Kisine Pucha, Umbrella Mein Hole Kyu?
Sardar Bola: Oye Barish Ruk Jayegi To Pata Kaise Chalega.

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Girl: Suna Hai Is Ghar Me
Bhoot- Pret Rahte Hai?
Santa: Pata Nai, Me To 7 Saal Pehle Hi Mar Gaya Tha

Moral- Santa Ko Marne K Baad Bhi Akal Nahi Aayi

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Santa - Main Tumse Shaadi Nahi Kar Sakta.
Girl Friend- Kyon!
Santa - Mere Ghar Wale Mana Kar Rahe Hain.
Girl Friend - Kaun Hai Jo Mana Kar Raha Hai??
Santa - Meri Bivi Aur Baache.

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Santa - "sir ji, aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?" Boss - "woh gaon ki hai.."
Santa - "Oh sorry, mujhe laga woh sirf aapki hai.

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Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?

Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!

Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega…

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Ek Chor Chori Karne Santa Ke Ghar Me Ghusa..

Santa- Kaun Hai
Chor- Miyaau

Santa- Kaun Hai
Chor- Miyaau

Santa- Kaun Hai Be
Chor- Saale Billi Hu Billi
...

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Santa: Tujhe Apna Laptop Bada Karwana Hai
Banta: Haa
Santa: To Fir Isme Se
Window Nikalwa Ke Darvaja Fit Karva Le.

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Santa: Oye Banta Machhli Khayega?
Banta: Nhi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain.
Santa: Oye Chadd Yaar, Chappal Pahen Ke Kha Lena.

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Santa:lalaji Dettol Soap Hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa:acha Vala Hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: Achi Quality Ka Hai,
Lala:ha Bhai Ha,
Santa: Thik Hai Hath Dhokar 1 Kg Aata Do..

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