Sardar SMS

Ek bus main sari ladkiyan chadh gai.
Or bus main bheed ho gai.
To condecter ne kaha.
NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE....
to neeche khde sardar ne kaha..
Sale sari MORNI MORNI chadha li ab hame kahta h NO MORE NO MORE.......

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Sardar comes back to his car nd
find a note saying 'Parking fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole
'Thanks for compliment'

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Madam to sardar
apke bacche k kitne kam marks aaye hai.
Marks:-
ENG:-09
HINDI:-03
Science:-05
maths:- 04
s.s.:-06
Total:- 27
oye kamal he total me sbse jayda iski to tution bi nahi lagai thi
sahbash beta...

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sardar to pandit.ye apke sir pe choti kyo he.......

pandit -is se mere dimag me vichar aate he.
sardar-sale idhar sir pe to pura tata sky laga rkha h phir bhi kuch nhi aata he

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Sardar in art gallary says:Is bhayank tasvir ko aap "modern art" kehte hai?
Art dealer:mere baap tu dimag mat lga..
ghar ja..ye aaina hai!!

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Sardar Was Going With His Sister,
Someone Shouts "Oye Mashooka Lekar Kahan Chale"
Sardar Gets Angry And Slaps Him N Says "Oye, Mashooka Hogi Teri Meri To Sister He"

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Ek palang par 3 sardar so rahe ke liye aye or waha jagya kam pad rahi thi to ek
sardar niche chala gaya to 2 sardar bole ab upar aja jagya ho gai he

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Sardar got job in Airtel,
customr:Hello!my Airtel sim locked what 2 do?
Sardar:u dont take tention remove Airtel sim put BSNL sim,
thank u 4 calling.

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Sardar- beta ye kesi machis leke aya h,
ye to 1 bhi nhi jal rhi h,
beta- kya bat krte ho papa sari chek karke laya hun.....

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Sardar to rikshawala-station jane ka kitna loge
rikshawala-50 rupya
sardar-20 mai nahi.chaloge
rikshawala-20.mai kaun le jayega
saedar-tum piche baitho mai le jaunga.

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