SMS Categories
Sardar SMS
Joke in one word - SARDAR
Joke in two words - Intelligent SARDAR
Joke in three words - SARDAR playing chess
Joke in four words - SARDAR wins the game.
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger
on the last of menu; Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant...
Sardar: Dunya ka sab sey purana janwar
kon sa hai ?
Pathan: Zebra
Sardar : Woh kaisy ???
Pathan: Oyey yara woh abi tak Black and White hai...
Police raat ko sardar se: tera naam kya hai
sardar: sher singh
police: aur tere baap ka
sardar: samsher singh
police: fir yaha kyun khada hai
sardar: ji, aage gali me kutta hai
Sardar:maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha?
DUKANDAR:to kya usme koi kharabi nikali,
Sardar:mahina ho gaya mujhe khet me boye, abhi tak murgi nahi ugi hai.
Sardar Was Arrested 4 A Road Accident
Judge : How Did Accident Occur
Sardar :I Donot Know Sir I Was Sleeping.
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….
..why?
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.
.
.
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !!!
What is Common between : Krishna, Ram,
Gandhiji nd Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on
Government Holidays..!!!
1 srdar bullet chala rha tha,
sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet chalai hai?
Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai.
Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi bullet chalai h?
Ldki slow ho gai
Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho gya.
Ldki: or chala le bullet.
Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch rha tha, chlai h to bta de break kaise lagte hain.
Mehman khana
khate hue bole:
Ye tumhara kutta
mujhe bahut der
se ghoor raha hai.
Sardar:-Tum jaldi
se kha lo wo apni
plate pehchan
gaya hai.
