Sardar SMS

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Joke in one word - SARDAR

Joke in two words - Intelligent SARDAR

Joke in three words - SARDAR playing chess

Joke in four words - SARDAR wins the game.

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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger
on the last of menu; Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant...

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Sardar: Dunya ka sab sey purana janwar
kon sa hai ?
Pathan: Zebra
Sardar : Woh kaisy ???
Pathan: Oyey yara woh abi tak Black and White hai...

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Police raat ko sardar se: tera naam kya hai
sardar: sher singh
police: aur tere baap ka
sardar: samsher singh
police: fir yaha kyun khada hai
sardar: ji, aage gali me kutta hai

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Sardar:maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha?

DUKANDAR:to kya usme koi kharabi nikali,
Sardar:mahina ho gaya mujhe khet me boye, abhi tak murgi nahi ugi hai.

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Sardar Was Arrested 4 A Road Accident
Judge : How Did Accident Occur
Sardar :I Donot Know Sir I Was Sleeping.

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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….
..why?
.
.
.
.
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !!!

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What is Common between : Krishna, Ram,
Gandhiji nd Jesus..?


Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on

Government Holidays..!!!

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1 srdar bullet chala rha tha,
sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet chalai hai?
Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai.
Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi bullet chalai h?
Ldki slow ho gai
Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho gya.
Ldki: or chala le bullet.
Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch rha tha, chlai h to bta de break kaise lagte hain.

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Mehman khana
khate hue bole:
Ye tumhara kutta
mujhe bahut der
se ghoor raha hai.
Sardar:-Tum jaldi
se kha lo wo apni
plate pehchan
gaya hai.

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