Sardar SMS

Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar,
sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

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Sardar ne airport me call
karke pucha-
punjab to amrica kitna time
lagta hai?
Receptionist: just a second sir..
Sardar- pee k baithi hai kya?..........

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Ek Sardar apne Marriage
Certificate ko ek ghante se
dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi
inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha
hu. ....

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1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1
Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare characters
but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

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1 sardar ko Chand pr bhejne ka Faisla hua.
Aadhe rste jakar sardar Rocket se kud gya or chilaya,
"Dhoka,
Kamino aj to Amawasya he, C
chand to hoga hi nhi...."

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Santa DJ wale se- yar srdaro ne p k party me puri rat DJ bjwaya hoga?

DJ wala- nhi yar 12 bje tk DJ bajaya uske bad sab sale GENRETER ki awaz pe hi nachte rahe.

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Ek din sardar k ghar pe light chale gye.
usne sigrat jalane k lye machis dhonde lekin nahe mile
.
.
Akhir me wo mombati ko bujha kar so gaya

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Sardar rough sardar.....
Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya.
Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya!
Santa: Haan ji
Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the
Ab chhav rahegi

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Aik sardar k sar sy khon beh rha tha

Dr.ye sab kesy hova

sardar.men hath sy diwar tor rha tha to aik admi ny kaha k sardar g kabhi khopri v istmal kr lia kro

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Srdar Office se chori se jldi Ghar gya,
Wha Usne Apni BV ko Boss k sth Deka,
Wo Bhag k office Waps gya or bola,
BAAP RE BAAP! BOSS DKH LETA TO AJ NOKRI chali jati YAAR...

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