Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar,
sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
Sardar ne airport me call
karke pucha-
punjab to amrica kitna time
lagta hai?
Receptionist: just a second sir..
Sardar- pee k baithi hai kya?..........
Ek Sardar apne Marriage
Certificate ko ek ghante se
dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi
inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha
hu. ....
1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1
Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare characters
but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.
1 sardar ko Chand pr bhejne ka Faisla hua.
Aadhe rste jakar sardar Rocket se kud gya or chilaya,
"Dhoka,
Kamino aj to Amawasya he, C
chand to hoga hi nhi...."
Santa DJ wale se- yar srdaro ne p k party me puri rat DJ bjwaya hoga?
DJ wala- nhi yar 12 bje tk DJ bajaya uske bad sab sale GENRETER ki awaz pe hi nachte rahe.
Ek din sardar k ghar pe light chale gye.
usne sigrat jalane k lye machis dhonde lekin nahe mile
.
.
Akhir me wo mombati ko bujha kar so gaya
Sardar rough sardar.....
Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya.
Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya!
Santa: Haan ji
Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the
Ab chhav rahegi
Aik sardar k sar sy khon beh rha tha
Dr.ye sab kesy hova
sardar.men hath sy diwar tor rha tha to aik admi ny kaha k sardar g kabhi khopri v istmal kr lia kro
Srdar Office se chori se jldi Ghar gya,
Wha Usne Apni BV ko Boss k sth Deka,
Wo Bhag k office Waps gya or bola,
BAAP RE BAAP! BOSS DKH LETA TO AJ NOKRI chali jati YAAR...