Sardar To His Frnd..
I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before I Go To Office..
And, U..?
Frnd: I Kiss Ur Wife After U Go To Office..
Sardar: Ha, Ha, Ha..! Me The First..!
1 sardaro k gaon me nadi pe
bridge bnaya gya.
Builder:bhut achcha ho gya.
Sardar:ha ji pehle dhoop m tair
k nadi paar krte the ab chhav
m tair kr krenge.
Sardar ne daru pi ke apne
apko aaine main dekha or bola
isko to kahin dekha hai
Oye ! yaad aaya ye to wahi
haramkhor h, jo shadi k
album me meri biwi k sath tha..
4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the,
2 chad gye, train me pesengar
ne kha welldone,
sardar...
Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha
Sardar: Aaj ka din bohot bura guzra,
Darwaza khola kundi haath mein,
Nul khola tooti haath mein,
Suitcase uthaya handle haath mein,
Ab dar raha hoon susu karu ke na karun.
Sardar ke ghar chor aa gaya,
sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga...
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se
bhi agye nikal gaya..
Sardar:Ek to chori uper se mujhse race..
Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar
se mar pad gaye.
.
Wajah?
.
Log Mayyat k 4ro taraf Baraf Rakh k
Ro Rhe The.
.
Woh mayat ko Hila k Bola
.
O bhai Uth! dekh Baraf kharidne
Kitne Grahk aye hai
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs
only
Sardar:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats
your name Sardar:See my legs & tell my name..
Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant
blue Q hai?
Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi
hoyi hai,
Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
Sardar: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai
1 srdar bullet chala rha tha,
sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet
chalai hai?
Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai.
Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi
bullet chalai h?
Ldki slow ho gai Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho
gya.
Ldki: or chala le bullet.
Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch
rha tha, chlai h to bta de break kaise lagte hain.