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Sardar SMS
Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Sardar-samjh me nhi aya masterji.
Mster-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Sardar-sabji..!
Sardar: Oye Tu Har Message Do Baar Kyu Bhejta Hai?
2nd Sardar: Taki Tu 1 msg Forward Kar De To Dusra Tere Pas Rahe..!
2 sardar apni GF ko sms bhej rahe the,
1la sardar: Me tere mobile se teri G.F ko sms bheju?
2ra: nahi
1la: kyu?
2ra: usne handwriting pehchan li to..?
Sardar: Roz Subha 50 Ladkiya Mera Intezar Karti Hai.
Man: Are Wah! Wo Kaise?
Sardar: Me Girls Collage Bus Ka Drive Hoo Na.
3 Sardar Bike Pe Jaa Rahe The Tabhi Traphic Wale Ne Roka Aur Bola,
Tumko Malum Nahi 3 Sawari Chalana Jurm Hai.
1 Sardar: Ha Hume Malum Hai
Isliye To 1 Ko Ghar Chhodne Ja Rahe Hai.
Sardarji: Mere Ghar Me Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hai.
Me Kehta Hu, Garam Paani Le Aao, To Meri Biwi Le Aati Hai,
Dost: Par Garam Pani Kyu?
Sardar: Garam Pani Se Bartan Jyada Achhe Se Saff Hote Hai.
Sardar: Tumne Mere Saath Dokha Kiya He.
Dukan Wala: Nahi, Mene Apko Achha Radio Becha He.
Sardar: Radio Ke Label Me Likha He Made In Japan, Par Radio Kehta Hai Ye ‘All INDIA Radio’ He.
Sardar Ne Makhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Aur Kaha, Ja Udd Ja..
Lekin Makkhi Nahi Udi,
Sardar Ne Kaha: “Ab To Sabit Ho Gaya Ki Agar Makkhi Ke Pair Tod Diye Jaye
To Makkhi Sun Nahi Sakti..!”
Ek Sarder Ne Air-Hostess Se Kaha, “Aapki Shakal Meri Biwi Se Kafi Milti Hai”.
Air-Hostess Ne Ye Sunke Zordaar Thappad Uske Muh Pe Mara…
Sardar Fouran Bola: Aadat Bhi Bahut Milti Hai..
Sardar ne call milai to awaz aai
Is call k liye aap ka balance na kafi hay
Sardar koi bat nahi behn ji tum nay mujhy sa baat ki itna hi kafi hay .
