Sardar SMS

sardar ki wife romantic andaz mein bed pe hath phailakar soyi aur boli,
kuchh samjhe.
sardar bola samajh gaya kamini tu pure bed pe akele sona chahti hai.

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Teacher: Make A Sentence In Which
1 Word Repeated 4 Times..
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Sardar: Lara Dutta Marries Brian Lara
And Becomes Lara Lara..!

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A Sardar Enters Shop Shouts..
Where Is My Free Gift With This
Oil..?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath Koi Gift
Nahi Hai Bhai Saab..
.
Sardar: Oye, Is Pe Likha Hai
CHOLESTROL FREE..!

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Sardarni to a doctor: Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya
Doctor: I can't understand Hindi. Can you tell in English
Sardarni: My londa gironda from Hero Honda.

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SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..

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Ek Sardar Ji Apne 3 Kutte Ke Sath Park Me Tahal Rahe The
Ek Aadmi: Sardar Ji Aapke Kutte To Bade Pyare Hain
Kya Kya Naam Hai Inke
Sardar: Ek Ka Naam Surinder Duje Ka Mohindar Aur Iska Gajindar
Aadmi: Aur Aapka
Sardar: Sada Naam Tomi Hai.

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1 lady Train se Utri,
Usne Sardar se
Pucha ye Koun sa Station Hai.

Sardar Hasa.
Jor Jor se Hasa,

Fir Haste Huye Bola,

Bewkuf aurat ye Railway Station Hai

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Sardar Apni Saaliyon Ke Liye
Chudiyan Lekar Gaya
Saaliyon Ne Kaha..
"Jija Ji Aap Hi Pehna Do"
.
.
Sardar : Oye Rabba..
Pehle Pata Hota To Chaddiyan
Leke Aata..!

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Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped
the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal
na!

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Sardar : Murgi Kitne Ka?
Murgiwala 70 50 10.
Sardar Rs 10? Itna Sasta Kyon?
Murgiwala : Sir,isko Aids Hai,
Sardar : Koi Baat Nehi,dedo Khana Hai Sona Thodi Hai.

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