Sardar SMS

Sardar Was Driving Car Very Fast
Traffic Police Caught Him..
Sardar: Sir, I Am Learning Driving..
Police: Without Teacher..?
.
Sardar: Ya, Its Correspondence
Course...!
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1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante
1 Book padhne k Baad bola
SO BORING itne sare
characters but no story.
Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE
DIARY thi.
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Sardar: Maine Apne Bete Ka
Naam America Rakha Hai.

Dost: Wo Kyun?

Sardar: Main Duniya Ko
Batana Chahta Hun Ke
Main America Ka Baap Hun...!

Like SMS - 89 - SMS Length: 147 Sardar SMS

1 Aadmi Teliscope Se Aasman Me Dekh Raha Tha.
1 Sardar Use Dhyan Se Dekh Raha Tha Tabhi 1 Tara Tuta.
Sardar:Wah Boss Kya NishanaLagaaya.!

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=>One Tourist From U.S.A. Asked To A Sardar- Any Great Man Born in This Village?
.
Sardar: No Sir,
Only Small Babies Are Born in This Village.

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Sardar Hotel Me Murga Khane Gaya
Lekin
Murge Ka English Word Bhool Gaya..
Waiter: What Do U Like To Have Sir.?
.
Sardar: 1 Plate Egg's Father..!

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Ek sardar apne bete se bola :
Oye ghabra mat tu sher ka puttar hai.
Beta : Oye pape achcha hua bata diya,
Teacher bhi poochti hai
Ki tu kis janwar ki aulad hai..

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Sardar Hotel Me Murga Khane
Gaya..
Lekin
Murge Ka English Word Bhool
Gaya..
Waiter: What Do U Like To Have
Sir..?
.
Sardar: 1 Plate Egg's Father...!

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Sardar Was Driving Car Very Fast
Traffic Police Caught Him..
Sardar: Sir, I Am Learning Driving..
Police: Without Teacher..?
.
Sardar: Ya, Its Correspondence
Course...!

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=>One Tourist From U.S.A. Asked To A Sardar- Any Great Man Born in This Village?
.
Sardar: No Sir,
Only Small Babies Are Born in This Village.

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