Sardar SMS

Sardar : Roz Subah 50 Ladkiya Mera Intezar Karti Hain
Man- Are Wah Vo Kaise?
Sardar- Main Girls College Ka Bus Driver Hu Na.

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Master- 2 Me Se 2 Gaye To Kitne Rahe?
Sardar- Samjh Me Nahi Aya Masterji.
Mster - Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti Hai,tumne 2 Roti Khali,tumare Pas Kya Bacha?
Sardar- Sabji..

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Santa: Banta, Don’t Put Mobile Charging While Sleeping At Night?
Banta: Why??
Santa: Sometimes, Battery May Blast.
Banta: Yah. I Know. That’s Why I Am Removing Battery From Mobile While Chargig

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Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Dost : Kyu America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Sardar : Tu Bhi Na
Mujhe English Kahan Aati Hai
...

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Boss: Where Were You Born?
Sardarji: India ..
Boss: Which Part?
Sardarji: What 'Which Part'? Whole Body Was Born In India .

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Sardar: U Cheated Me.
Shopkeeper: No, I Sold A Good Radio To U.
Sardar: Radio Label Shows Made In Japan But Radio Says This Is 'All India Radio! '

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In An Interview, Interviewer: How Does An Electric Motor Run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer Shouts: Stop It.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr Dhup Dhup Dhup…

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Ek Sardar Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang
Kar Raha Tha
Sardar Ne New Sim Khareed Kar
Usko Sms Kiya..
.
Maine Wo Number Band Kar Diya
Hai,
Ab Tera Baap Bhi Mujhe Tang Nahi
Kar Sakta....!

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Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.

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1 Aadmi train se utar ke sardar se puchta hai: Ye kaun sa station hai?
Sardar Ne socha socha,
bahot soocha Or bola
Railway Station hai

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