nterviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava
Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
any joke which is eighteen years old.
Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!