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1Sardar k upar kabutar ne chhi kar di Sardar: Oye, Chaddi nhi pehenta kya? Kabutar:Chaddi me tu karta hoga main to chaddi khol kar krta hu.

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Santa Angur bech rha tha Magar Keh rha tha
"Aalu le lo aalu"

Banta ne kaha ye Angur ha

Santa-Chup ho jayo warna Makkhiya aa jayngi

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Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!

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A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

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A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old

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SARDAR:-tu bta meri tokri me kya he to sb ande tere, or ye bta k kitne h to 8 k
8tere,or agar ye btade k kis k he to murgi b teri.
2nd srdr- hint to de!!

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Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!

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Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na

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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

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Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho

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