Srdar-Tumara nam Kya h?
Grl-Tina or tumara?
Srdar-Kamina
Grl-jhut mat bolo
Srdar-Ley! Tu 5min pass me beth k dekhLe
Tu isi naam se bulayegi..!
Preeto- Raat Bhar Mobile Charging Me Mat Rakho,
Blast Ho Jayega..
.
Santa- Oye,
Tu Chain Se So Ja
Maine Mobile Se Pehle Hi Battery Nikal Di Hai.
Preeto-Chalo koi to dimag wala kaam kiya.
2Srdar Train k piche bhag Rhe the
1chad gya
Train K logo ne kaha WeL Done
Srdar-GhanTa WeL Done
Jana Toh usKo tha
Mai To Chhodne aya Tha!
SARDAR GHAR AYA TO SOCHNE
LAGA KI AAJ KYA KHASS KAM
KARNA THA
SOCHTA RHA
SOCHTA RHA RAAT 3 BAJE YAAD
AYAA
AAJ TO JALDI SONATHA
Ek baar ek building me aag lag jati hai to ek sardaar usme se 6 logo bahar nikal ta
hai tab bhi use jail ho ti hai batao kyu?
Kyoki wo fire brigade ke aadmi the
Sardr:3 month me beta kaise ho gaya
Bv:shadi ko kitna time hua
Sdr:3 month
Bv:Aur meri
Sdr:3
Bv:Aur dono ki
Sdr:3
Bv:Total kitne
Sdr:9
sory mene tuj pe shaq kia
History ke teacher ne pucha- 'KALIDAS' Ka ek bhai jo jute banata tha, uska naam kya
tha??
SARDAR Ne socha phir jawab diya-sir shayad
'ADIDAS'??
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop,
sardar says....
Drink auickly.....
wife asks why.....
sardar says hot coffee Rs.5 &
cold coffee Rs.10
SARDAR Dials a Number....A girl received
SARDAR : Hello Kaun.?
Girl :Main seeta.
SARDAR : o teri !!
Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya.Sorry "MAATE"...!!
Sardar1 laughing on sardar2 at an ATM centre.
S1-Ha,Ha,I have seen ur password.
S2-What is that?
S1-its 4 stars
(****)
S2-Ha,Ha Ur wrong
its 9945...