Sardar SMS

Sardar:Yaar Main Ne Apni Girl Friend Ko Gift Dena Hai,

Bta Na Yar kya dun use?



Pathan: Gold ki ring de dey.



Sardar: Koi Bari Cheez bata.




Pathan:Tractor ka pichla tyre de dey..

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Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking..

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SARDAR DRIVING...
On The Wrong Side Of Road



Sadly Says:
















===== OH SHIT====

Aaj Phir Late Ho Gaya.
Saare Log Wapis Jaa Rahe Hai....

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Sardar ye sent SMS kya hota hai? Dusra sardar-Abe Ghochu Saale Bewkuf Tune hi Sardar Ka naam kharab kiya hai. Sent SMS matlab hota hai khusboo wala Msg..

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Sardar ke bete ka accident ho gya
Doctr: Apke bete ke dono pair katne padege,
Sardar ne apna sir pkad lia
Doctr: Kya hua
Sardar: Kal hi Nalayak ko nayi chapal dilayi thi.

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Teacher: Tumharay Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Sardar: Google Khan

Teacher: Yeh kaisa naam hua?

Sardar: Hum jahan bhi hota hai, woh hum ko dhoond he leta hai

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Accident hua,bahut bhid thi.
sardar ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mil raha tha,jor se sardar chillaya.

Ye mera baap hai.bhid piche hati to dekha Kutta mara tha

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Master-do me se do gaye to


kitne rahe?



Sardar-samajh me nhi aaya master g.



Master-beta tumhare paas 2 roti h,tumne


khali,tumhare paas kya bacha?
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Sardar-sabji..!!!

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Sardar- Oye putter tere result da ki hoya?
Putter- papa is class wich ek saal aur lagega,
Sardar- koi baat nahi putter, 2 saal lage ya 3,
Fail mat hona all the best

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Sardar ToLd his FRiEND,
"Yaar 1 LADKi Mujhko HAS K Dekh rahi hai"
kYa KarU ?

Friend :
Pehle confrm kar,
HAS k Dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh k HAS Rahi hai..

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