Sardar SMS

Teacher- explain about terrorist?

Sardar- terrorist is a tourist, who comer from other country to celebrate diwali in our country.

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Sardar gahri soch me
Wife-kya soch rahe ho?
Srdr-ye zeenews walo ko kaise pata chalta hai.
Wife-kya?
Srdr-yahi k
'AAP DEKH RAHE HAIN ZEE NEWS'

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sardar-ye shadi ke jode kown banata hai.
2sardar- o ji jodiyaan to aashman me bante hai bhagwan unhe banate hain.

1sardar- o teriiii...
2sardar-kya hua.....?

1sardar- mai to abhi-abhi joda darji ko de aaya.......

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Wife (in a romantic mood): janu ek puppy do na !
Sardar: UFF , Fashion dekho...
Ghar me khane ko paise nahi hai aur is k

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1 Sardar ki Watch Bigad Gai to Khol ke Baitha,

Ander 1 Machchar Mara Pada Tha,
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Sardar:- Yele,
Chalegi Kaise Driver to Sala Pee ke Pada hai

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Teacher:
Radio or nws ppr me kya farq h?
BRILLIANT SARDAR (bahut soch kr)
Dekho madam, nws ppr me hum Roti lapet k le ja sakte h
Mgar Radio me nahi.

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Ek admi na ek sardar ko har rooj phone kar ke pherasan kar raha tha ek din sardar na ek naya sim card lakar us admi ko sms keya aab tera baap bhi mujha thang nahi kar sakta kaun ki maina wo no bandh kar deya hai

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wife: Aaj prty kyu de rhe ho?
srdar: Kal mera scooter kho gaya,
bhagwan ka sukr hai ki me us par nahi baitha tha,
varna me bhi kho jata.

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Sardar asman per dekh raha tha,

usne Pathan se pucha:

yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND?

Pathan ne kaha:

pata nai main is SHEHER main naya aaya hun.

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A man to Sardar:How was ur english paper

Sardar:It was f9 but i forgot the 3rd form of "think"

Then i thought

& thought

& thought

& finally i wrote thunk

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