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1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
then
1/0=?

this ws the question once asked to RAJNIKANT and he said "i dont knw "

thts y its declared as 'not defined'

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Y did the british leave india in 1947



because they came to know a baby named rajinikanth will be born in 1949

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Once spiderman, superman, batman, james bond, ironman, hulk,shaktiman, krish all visitd Rajnikanth...
Do u knw wich day it was?
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GURU POORNIMA!

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Rajnikanth participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first....
But EINSTEIN died after watching,
coz...



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LIGHT came second....

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Once RAJNIKANT hit a six:
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& now that ball is called as "PLUTO"

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Rajnikant's next project.
TITANIC in Tamil.
Climax revisd.
Both survive.
Rajni swims Atlantic Ocean.
Heroine in 1 hand and
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Titanic in d other

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Who can sing a group song alone?
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.. this time dont expect Rajni..
its King Raavan!!

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Rajinikanth ran in a marathon from Delhi to Chennai.
Earth started spinning north-south instead of east-west.

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Did U ever wonder..??
Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
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'Oh my Rajnikaant!!!!!'

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Once Rajnikanth decided to stare at the sun









The sun got scared and hid behind the moon











This situation is called SOLAR ECLIPSE!;-)

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