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Finally Reason for Tsunami
and Earth quake has been clarified by an Indian!!
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RAJNIKANT Lost his mobile in japan
on VIBRATE MODE...
Ek bar rajnikant khana banane Jwalamukhi par gaya.
but he got shocked.
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because Mai vaha already papad shek raha tha...
Rajnikant once taught a child how to play lukkaa chuppi....
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Today that child is known as
''Osama Bin Laden''
Once Rajnikant Sang 'Lalla lalla lori' for a kid!
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Later the kid was known as Kumbhkaran
Next Year U can buy a PenDrive of "1-RB"
But
1-RB Means..?
Guess What ?
1 Rajni Byts (unlimited storage)
At night if mosquito bites what to do..?
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Just scratch n sleep again
We r not Rajnikant 2 make the Mosquito say Sorry.
Once Rajnikanth bunked a whole day at School
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Since then,
that day is commonly named as
" sunday ".
1ce rajnekant was angry n he was standing on a beach of tamilnadu
he kicked a stone in water
now d stone is know as
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Sri lanka..
Just 4 Fun! No Offense to RK Fans :-)
Latest rajni inventions-
1. Waterproof towel
2. Pedal power wheelchair
3. Book on how 2 read!!
Thats rajni!!
Ronaldo: "I can spin a football on my finger for 2hrs.. Can u??"
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Rajnikant:
"How the hell do u think the earth spins??"
