Rajnikanth Jokes sms

Added 9 years ago

Finally Reason for Tsunami
and Earth quake has been clarified by an Indian!!
And the reason is
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RAJNIKANT Lost his mobile in japan
on VIBRATE MODE...

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Added 9 years ago

Ek bar rajnikant khana banane Jwalamukhi par gaya.
but he got shocked.


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because Mai vaha already papad shek raha tha...

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Rajnikant once taught a child how to play lukkaa chuppi....
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Today that child is known as
''Osama Bin Laden''

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Added 9 years ago

Once Rajnikant Sang 'Lalla lalla lori' for a kid!

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Later the kid was known as Kumbhkaran

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Added 9 years ago

Next Year U can buy a PenDrive of "1-RB"

But
1-RB Means..?

Guess What ?

1 Rajni Byts (unlimited storage)

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Added 9 years ago

At night if mosquito bites what to do..?
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Just scratch n sleep again
We r not Rajnikant 2 make the Mosquito say Sorry.

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Once Rajnikanth bunked a whole day at School

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Since then,

that day is commonly named as








" sunday ".

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Added 9 years ago

1ce rajnekant was angry n he was standing on a beach of tamilnadu

he kicked a stone in water


now d stone is know as
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Sri lanka..

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Added 9 years ago

Just 4 Fun! No Offense to RK Fans :-)

Latest rajni inventions-
1. Waterproof towel
2. Pedal power wheelchair
3. Book on how 2 read!!
Thats rajni!!

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Ronaldo: "I can spin a football on my finger for 2hrs.. Can u??"
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Rajnikant:
"How the hell do u think the earth spins??"

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