Rajnikanth Jokes sms

maa: Beta Rajnikanth,
solar heater se garam pani nhi aa raha hai?
Rajnikant:
Yanna raskala,
ruko maa suraj thik kar k ata hu..!.

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When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd std....some1 stole his rough note....&

Now they call it as
............Wikipedia

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When Rajnikant was a Student¦!!!

Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!

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Once a lady sent sms to RAJNIKANTH.
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She got a new baby with delivery report.

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Robot special>>
Girl- Ek chutki Sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Rajni Babu...;-(


Rajnikanth-0.00000000000007892724576 Rs.per grm....

mind it..

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RAJANIKANT says,
"yenna rascala, mind it"

wah wa.



RAJANIKANT says,

"yenna rascala, mind it"

ACP: abhijit, lash yahi kahi hai, find it..!

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Ek chota sa, bacha apni choti si friend ko flying kiss kar raha tha,
lekin use wo ati nahi,thi.
pass me khade rajnikant ne use shikhaya. Aj wo bacha 'imran hasmi'se jana jata he

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Once Rajnikanth sign on cheque.
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Bank bounced

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Breaking news-
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RAJNIKANTH added facebook and orkut as his friend.

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Ek baar RaJnKaNtH cricket me do six lagaye.
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Nxt day.
Newspaper me aaya ki hiroshima or nagasaki par atombomb gire.

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