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Rajnikanth Jokes sms
Good News!
No more Tsunamis from now on!
On Japan's request,
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Rajnikanth has agreed to stop washing his
lungi
in the Indian Ocean..
1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di.
NASA k officers khus ho gaye-
LIFE ON MOON
LIFE ON MOON
Baad Me pata chala
RAJNIKANT patang uda rha
tha..!!!
Ek din rajnikant nd ek ladki patte khel rahe the tab rajnikant ke pas 3 king aaye
lekin phir b o har gaya-!
Kyon??;-
kyon ki ladki ke pas 3 rajnikant the.
Rajnikant went to world cooking championship...
Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale???
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Lal mirch ki meethi kheer
Once Rajnikanth was finding something on net nd made a few timepass website... todayknown as....
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Rajnikant started college. All students were confused while taking admission because name of college is
"Rajnikant's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce".
THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!
Sachin Tendulkar's mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar
And his coach's name is ramaKANT
Is there a need to say anything beyond this???
Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"
Law of Conservation of Rajni
All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!
1 day
Rajnikanth
purchased
A BOX OF
Sketch pens . . .
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Next day . .
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Mughal-e-Azam
was released
in colour!!!
