Rajnikanth Jokes sms

Rajnikant once threw a 50 paisa coin in disgust at a black beggar,

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he is now called 50 cent..!!

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Rajanikanth does not know where you live,


















but he knows where you will die!!

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When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on..


he turns the dark off!!

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Rajni Rajni
Yes PAPA!
Eating Sugar
No PAPA!
Telling Lies
No PAPA!
Open your mouth
Yenna Rascalla Mind It!!

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Rajinikanth can finish Super Mario









without using jump button!!

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Once a prsn threw an ignited Cigarette up in d sky.
It fell on a planet, wch is nw knwn as
"SUN".
Nw do i even need 2 mention d name of dat prsn??

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Roger federer- i hv great knowledge about tennis. U can ask me anythin..
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RAJNI-ok tel me,hw many holes r dere in d NET?

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When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up..






He is
pushing the earth down!!

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If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth?"





It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."!!

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Once Rajnikanth donated blood to a very small thin puny weak child out of sheer humanity...
today he is known as..






'The Gr8 Khali'

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