CID Jokes SMS

Paani ko freezer me rakhne se banti hai baraf.....


Paani ko freezer me rakhne se banti hai baraf.....




Daya tum jaaao us taraf.....
aur abhijit tum us taraf..

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Kisi ke khayaalon me hum kho gaye...
kisi ke khayaloon me hum khoo gaye.....

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fedricks ne acp prayduman se kahaa- sir finger prints match hoo gaye....

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abhijeet says, daya thoda rakho hosla
abhijeet says, daya thoda rakho hosla
tarika ke baal matlab hai chidiya ka ghosla

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Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro....
Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro....
Daya jaldi se us gadi ka peecha karo...

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Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.
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Gaur farmayiga...
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Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.
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Janane k liye dekhiye CID, only on Sony...

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Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati
Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati.
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Daya do thappad na laga de tab tak mujrimo ko akkal nahi aati....

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Apake msg aane se milti he rahat.

Wah wah

Apake msg aane se milti he rahat.

Wah wah


CID ke baad dekhna na bhule aahat!

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Laut aaya CID spl:
Aaj khaane me roti, sabji or daal hai
Aaj khaane me roti, sabji or daal hai
Oh MyGod Daya,
Is khooni ki biwi to maal hai...

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Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisa milega


Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisa milega


Hum CID se he
koi apni jagah se nahi HILEGA!

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Gali-Gali Me Shor He...

Wah Wah...
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Gali-Gali Me Shor He...

ACP Says: Daya Khooni Ye Nhi Koi Aur He.

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