CID Jokes SMS

kab se me sun rha hu tumari bak-bak

wah-wah

kab se me sun rha hu tumari buk-buk

ACP- ab bus intjar karte rehna jail me fansi ka order aane tak.

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Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya..
Gor Frmaiye..
Aaj Kal Bacho Ne Padna Chod Diya...
Acp Tha Toilet Me Or
Daya Ne Darwaja Tod Diya...

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Chod chad k apne salim ki gali anarkali disko chali

Dhyan se sunega

Chod chad k apne salim ki gali anarkali disko chali
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daya chan maro yaha ka chappa chappa gali gali

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Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
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Wah-wah..
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Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
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ACP- ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna Jail main.

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Sansani
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India mein itne Murder nahi huwe jitne CID ne case solve kar diye

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Disco baar me kyu hai dhamal.
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Disco baar me kyu hai dhammal.
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Acp: Daya surkshit kale mere bal vasmol ne kiya kmal

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Once rajnikant teaches a kid how to open the door
without ringing the bell ?
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Now that kid is known as C.I.D inspector DAYA

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Ek bar Ruma ke bhai Rahul ka khun ho gaya tha.Tab...
Daya(ne pucha)-Kya tumhara bhai Rahul hai?
Ruma-Haa.
Abhijeet-Dimaag me thoda aur zoor deke socho kya Rahul tumhara bhai tha?
Ruma-Haa.
A.C.P. Pratiman-Oh no! Oh no!
Isska matlab yeh hua ki tum Rahul ke sister ho!!!

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mummy say to baby- beta so ja nahi to gabbar aa jayega...








Acp say to daya- daya gadi jaldi bhaga nahi to khuni bhag jayega...

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Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
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Wah-wah..
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Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main,
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ACP- ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna Jail main.:-D

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