Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 8 years ago

In '1992'
Boy : Im in love with you...!!!!
Girl : Im in a Relationship..
Boy : Ok (Commits Suicide)
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In '2002'
Boy : Im in Love with you....!!
Girl : Im in a Relationship...
Boy : Okay I will find Another One...!!
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In '2014'
Boy : Im in love with you
Girl : Im in a Relationship
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Boy : Okay I will wait for your 'BREAK
UP'...

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Added 8 years ago

Maana k teri nazar mein kuch bhi nahi
hu main
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Meri ahmiyat unse puch..
jinke maine paise dene hain...

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Ek shadi shuda aadmi or ek kuwari
ladki ka affair chal
raha tha..
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ek din wo date pe gaye...
Bahut samay ek dusre ke saath
bitaya.....
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Fir aadmi ne ghar jate waqt apne
jute or pant mitti me
ragde...
Jab wo ghar gaya tab...
Biwi- itni der kaha the tum..?
Husband- mein tumse kuch
chupana nahi chahta hun..
mera Ek affair chal raha hai aur
main date pe gaya tha..
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Biwi (pant & jute dekh kar)- Juthe,
football khel ke aaye ho
na.?

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Army Training ke dauran.
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OFFICER ne MUKKU se pucha: 'Ye
Hath me kya
hai?'
MUKKU: "Sir, Banduk hai...!" OFFICER : "Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari
Izzat hai,
Shaan hai,
Ye Tumhari MAA hai
MAA.!!"
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Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi MAHESH
se pucha:
"Ye Hath me kya hai?"
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MAHESH: "Sir,
ye MUKKU ki Maa hai,
Uski Izzat hai,
Uski Shaan hai
aur Hamari AUNTY hai AUNTY..!"

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Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke
bola:
'Naam bol?'
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Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir... .
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Police: Naam Bol
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Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do.
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dobara nahi hoga
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Police: Naam bol
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Ladka:"Trikulavattyy
Thekkeparambli
Venkateshwara Swami"
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Police (book band karke):
"chal nikal beta!
Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana...

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Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe
SUSU kar Diya.
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Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
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Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna...

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Boy:- i love u jaan mujhe lagta he tum
vi mujhe love karne lagi ho
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Diksha :- tu kutta paal billi paal
bandar paal yaa feer chuha paal
par galat fehmi mat paal...

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She:- Jaanu ye BC kya hota hai.?
Boy :- BC means Bohot Cute..
She :- Janu I'm BC na.?
Boy :- Haan jaanu tum bohot BC ho.. :')
She:- Aawwwww...

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Women wear Mangalsutra / Sindoor to show they're married..
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Men carry Tupperware lunch boxes into office to show they are married...

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BF Msgs His GF Saying:
Darling I Love U So Much.
Will U Marry Me ?
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GF Msgs Back Saying:
Who's This ?
I Lost All My
Contacts...

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