Jokes-Funny SMS

In Metro-

He - Hey!
Are you single ?

She- ummm,
yes !

He- Toh ladkiyo wale dabbe me jaya
kar na behan,
yaha kyo seat rok ke
baithi hai...

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Horny singh - Char bottle vodka.Kam mera roz ka..
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Devdas - Bitch Please...

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Bappi Lehri Ab Gold Chain Ke Badle
Gold Flake
Pehan Ke Ghuma Karenge...

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"Australia Girls'Game is
Cricket"
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"Russia Girls'Game is Tennis"
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"China Girls'Game is Chess"
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And INDIAN Girls'GAME is
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"LOVE"
click agree...

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Father: Success is when signature turns
into
autograph.
Son: No dad,
success is when Signature
turns into
Black Label or Chivas Regal...

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Wife - Jannu tumhe meri kya. cheez
zada pasand hai Meri Beauty ya meri
Akalmandi.
Husband - Jannu mujhe tumhari ye
mazak krne ki aadat bht pasand hai...

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A moment of silence for the boy who
thinks that
his girlfrnd talks to her cousin all
night...

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One girl's whatsapp status was
'Available' So I asked her out for coffee
but she refused.
What kind of available
is this ?

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Boy To Girl:
“I Bet I Can Make
You Say“
I Love You”
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Girl: “Its Impossible.”
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Boy: “Ok,
Lets Try!
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Boy: “Say Scrappy Coco.”
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Girl Confuse: “Scrappy Coco.”
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Boy: “Say Love.”
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Girl: “Love.”
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Boy: “What 2 2?
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Girl: “4?
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Boy: “How Old Are You?”
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Girl: “18?
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Boy: “Haha!!
I Told You I Could
Make You Say 18.”
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Girl: “No,
You Said You Could
Make Me Say I Love You.”
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Boy: “Yes,
I Did It...

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Dear Girls ^^
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'Frnd Rquest'
Option Hide Karne Se Tum
Log Shareef Nahi Ban Sakti..
Dedicated To All Dat Girls Jinka Ye Option
Hide Hai...

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