Jokes-Funny SMS

Buzurg: Beta kaise ho??
.
Boy: Uncle theek hu,
.
Buzurg: Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai??
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Boy: Bilkul aapki zindagi ki tarah,
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Buzurg: Matlab??
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Boy: Bhagwan ke bharose...

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No matter you are american or
brazilian or
french or spanish or german,
according to
Indians you are angrez...

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My worst fear is laughing at a joke I don't understand and having someone ask me to explain it...

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Aaj Ki Date Mein Koi Ladki Agar Ye Status Bhi Daalti Hai Na Ki ~
A For ' ELEPHANT
Usme Bhi Ladke Aake Ye Comment
Karenge
=> Yeah - Right Babiie.
=> Jaanu, mujhe bhi sikhao na...

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Ek ladke ne brand new JAGUAR car le li aur apni girlfriend ko dikhane
ke liye uske paas gaya,
Ladki : wow...!!
New car.!
Aur wo
bhi PUMA ki...!!
Ab ladka ICU me admit hai aur wo abhi sadme se baahar nai aaya
hai...

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16-25 Year ki ladki Football ki tarah
hoti hai
"1 ke pichhe 22 log"
...
26-35 Year ki ladki Cricket ball ki tarah
hoti
hai
"1 ke hath aati hai baaki sab taali
bajate
hain"
...
36-45 Year ki ladki Tenniss ball ki
tarah hoti
hai
"1 kahta hai tu rakh, dusra kahta hai tu
rakh"
....
45 Year ke baad Golf baal ki tarah hoti
hai
"Jitni door jaaye utna achha lagta
hai...
@ You Agree.. ??? @

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Boy : you are Beautiful!
Girl : "Tan"q and you are
Handsome..
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Boy : Then our Children would
be Awesome..
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She : Tum Mujhe 2 Aisi Baatain kaho ke
Pehli
sunkr Mein Khush hojaon,
Or
Dusri Sunkr Mujhe Ghussa Ajaye..
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Me : Tum Meri Zindagi ho,
Aur Laanat hai aisi Zindagi Per...

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Boy gets depressed because
-naukri jaane wali hai
-baal ud gaye,
abhi tak shadi nahi
hui
-credit card ka bill kaise pay
karunga..
.
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Girl gets depressed because
-DP change kiye 2 min.
ho gaye abhi tak ek bhi like nahi,
pata nahi sabko news feed me dikh raha hai ki nahi...

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Me : U r a Good Singer!!
She : No I am Just a Bathroom
Singer.. !!
Me : to kabi bulao apne live concert
mai..
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