Jokes-Funny SMS

बीवी को अपनी पलकों पर बिठा लो;
देकर खुशियाँ सारे ग़म चुरा लो;
प्यार ऐसा करो कि सब देखते रह जायें;
और पड़ोसन भी आकर कहे कि...
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'मुझे भी अपनी बीवी बना लो'।

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Who had a double role in the movie 'Sholay'?
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King George, because he featured on both sides of the coin!

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Advantage of having an affair with married women...
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Saale, Malum Tha Buhut Jaldi Nichhe Aayega!

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Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte
ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi
nahi
Banta- oye pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah
nahi karte..

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Please add me dear...
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to the Whatapp group... is our national symbol of desperation!

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Bass 2 minute Ke Liye Mai Apna
PHONE Ek Dost Ke Ghar Par
Bhool Aaya ttha..!!
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Aisi Feeling Aa Rahi tthi.. Jaise
Mai Apni Masoom Girlfriend Ko
'Shakti Kapoor' Ke Paas Chhod
Aaya Hun..!!!

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1.GoVerMeNT HoSPTaL Ke
DoCTor Aur Mareez
Me Kya SiMiLariTy Hai ?

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DoCTor NurSe Pe

Aur

Mareez FarSH Pe MarTa Hai . ;-):-)

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Mitro Avi avi Mujhe Suchna Mili Hai Ki

Mujhe Watsapp Mantri Bana Diya Gaya Hai


Aur

Watsap Mantralay Meri Pass Rahega .

MODI JI KA DHANYABAD ! ;-):-)

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Dear Girls
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Congratulations
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Bcoz
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Your fav month
Awwwwwgust..
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Has came...

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Me: Tumhaara Phone Number Kya
Hai??
Girl: I Don't Give My Phone Number To
Strangers!
Me: WhatsApp Pe Toh Hogi Na? Wahi
De Do..
Girl: A www..
Note It Down!
Me: :)

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