Jokes-Funny SMS

Boy: i love u..
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Girl: sorry but I love
sum1 else..
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Boy: ok your happiness
matters me more than ur
love..
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Moral: moral voral
kuch nahi jaha apni bezzati ho rahi ho waha acha dialogue maar k kaam chalana chahiye...

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What I say: Hey.
What I mean: Hey.
What she read: Hey.
What she think: Aagya tharkii...

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I have deep respect for those
awesome girls..
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Who know how to format their
computers!
Thumbs up for them...

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Damn but very true fact:
Laptop speakers are too quite for Bollywood/Hollywood Movies..!!
And tooooo loud for P*rn Movies...

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Wat girlfriend say and what
they actual mean:


1.”Mera msg card khatam ho gaya”,
“dalva saale”

2.”aaj raat ko didi ke sath sona
hai”. matlab, ” Aaj mein thak gayi baat nhi karungi soney dey.”

3. “He is just my friend”,
matlab,”beta , agla number usi ka hai”

4.”Aaj kitni garmi hai na,”
Matlab “kaminey gaadi nhi laa sakta !”

5. “Mall chale?” matlab,”shoping
kara !!”

6. Best1 “I luv u”, matlab, tujhe bhi
seva ka mauka de diya!!”
*I respect girls...

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Ladkiwale - Hame aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho....
Sirf Boiled Khana khae..... Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le......
Pandit - Aisa ladka to apko wo samane wale Leelavati Hospital ke ICU mein hee milega....

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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan
khujla raha tha
Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka
lagau.

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Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki de warna phir Problem hogi.

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Wife Taaro Ko
Dekh Kar Boli:
'Wo Konsi
Cheez Hai,
Jo Tum
Roj Dekh
Sakte Ho,
Par Laa
Nahi Sakte..??

Husband::
Padosan.!!!

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Ek chor - chori kar ke, Ghar se ja raha tha ki ...
bacche ki aankh khul gayi ...
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aur baccha bola:
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School bag bhi le ja Kamine, varna shor macha
dunga ..

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