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Ek Ajeeb Si Halat Hai Tere Jane Ke Baad


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Bhuk Hi Nahi Lagti Khana Khane Ke Baad

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Height of kaminapan
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Wife:" Baju-wali har saal apne
pati k sath
10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai
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Aap kabhi leke gaye ???
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Husband:" Maine to 4-5 baar
poocha par
wo nahi maani...

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Wo kehti h LADNE se
"MOHABBAT"
Badhti hai.
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Yeh sunte hi main uski aankh
pe ek
"MUKKA"
maar k bhag gaya.
<(',')>
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_/ /_
thik kiya na..??

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Jisne bhi ye kha hai ki pyar ka dard exam ke dard se kam hai..
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Usse nobel price milna chaiye...

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In mumbai..
A wife came to know about her
husband's affair with the maid. But she remained silent.
1 month passed,
2 then 3,4,5,6. but she still remained silent..
Her close friend asked her why this self atyaachar....
CLASSIC ANSWER
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CANT AFFORD TO LOSE THE MAID..

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Love Marrige:
Raat Ke Waqt
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Shohar: Paani Pilao
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Biwi Paani Lenay Gayi,
Shohar Ko Neend Aa Gayi,
Biwi Saari Raat Paani Ka Glass Pakde
Khadi Rahi,
Subah Shohar Ki Aankh Khuli To Dekh
Kar Bohat Khush Huva Aur Bola!
Maango Kya Maangti Ho?
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Biwi:
Kamine Talaaq De...

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When ur GF/BF blocks u on fb
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Its called an E-Divorce

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A very very TRIPLE meaning Example of
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" HAR EK FRIEND KAMINA HOTA HAI "

Ladka dost se : Yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko uski birthday par apni behan ki nayi diamond ring chori karke gift de di..

Dost (Thappad maar kar) : Kaminey, maine itni mehngi kharidi thi..

Ladka : kutte marta kyun hai..
?? Tere ghar hi to wapis gayi hai..

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Son reaches home late night being drunk:

Dad: Peekay aaya hai?

Son: Nahi.
Abhi bus poster aaya hai....
Movie December me aayegi....

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Pappu Ke Hath Mein iPhone Dekh Ke Uski Girlfriend Ne Puchha
Ladki: “Aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha Hai Kitne Ka Liya?”
Pappu: “Race Mein Jeeta Hai”
Ladki: “Wowww Race Mein, Kitne Log Thhe?”
Pappu: “Teen Police Wale, Ek Mobile Shop Wala Or Main“

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