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Added 7 years ago

-संता - मुझे संस्कृत सीखा |

पंडित - क्यों ?

संता - देवता ओ की भाषा है, स्वर्ग में जरुरत पड़ेगी |

पंडित - अगर नर्क गया तो ?
संता - हरियाणवी तो आती है |

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~~~ Journalist: Aap Ka Favrt. Phool Kon Sa Hai?

Meera: O So Nice Question...
Phoolon Me Mujhe Flower Bohat Pasand Hain. :-

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Once A Girl Askd Her Bf :

Why We Have Units To Measure
Weight, Height & Distance
But
Not Love, Friendship & Trust?
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Boy Thought For A While
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Took Her In His Arms,
Looked Deep In Her Eyes & Said
Look, DON'T Eat My Brain!
I Have Already Failed In Physics :p:D

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Na Message
Na Phone
Na Picture
Na Ton,
Aur Bane Firte Ho Don

Jab Number Liya Tha To Kahte The
Kisi Roj Karenge Phone,

Aur Ab Kahte Ho Ham Aapke Hain Kaun.

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"Single with more experience" wala status daalne wale bhi..
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Ladki ke chakkar me hote hai...

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Tere Aashiqi Ne Bana Diya
Mujhe Ullu,

Arz Kiya Hai.

Tere Aashiqi Ne Bana Diya
Mujhe Ullu,

Na Tu Mile Na Tera Pyar Mila,
Mila To Bas "Babaji Ka Thullu

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लड़की (ब्वॉयफ्रेंड से): सुनो, क्या तुम मेरे लिए शेर को मारकर ला सकते हो?
लड़का: नो बेबी, कुछ और बताओ। मैं तुम्हारे लिए और कुछ भी कर सकता हूँ।
लड़की: क्या मैं तुम्हारा वॉट्सएप चेक कर सकती हूँ?
लड़का: कहाँ है वो शेर जिसके बारे में तुम बात कर रही थीं?

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The First Thing I do.....
When I Wake Up is..
.....
Try To Sleep Again .... :P

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Sleep is valuable......thats why it's called "Sona" :P

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एक पागल -(अपने हाथ में सिगरेट छुपाते हुए )
बताओ मेरे हाथ में क्या है ??
दूसरा पागल – रेल गाड़ी ,,
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पहला – तुम्हें कैसे पता चला ??
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पहला – मैंने धुँआ निकालता हुआ देख लिया था ,,

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