Jokes-Funny SMS

कभी टूट कर बिखरो तो
मुझे याद कर लेना दोस्तों...
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. एक वेल्डिंग वाला
मेरे पहचान का है...

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Dil Se Msg Karnewale
Dildar Hote He
Shan Se Msg Karnewale
Shandar Hote He
Jaan Se Msg Karnewale
Jaandar Hote Hote He
Kaam Se Msg Karnewale
Kaamchor Hote He.

Like SMS - 55 - SMS Length: 163 Insult SMS

Me: Bhaiya, Mangal jaoge?
Pune Autowala: Haan, 900 crore lagega!
Me: Kyu? ISRO ne to 450 Cr me bheja..
Pune Autowala: Arey wahan se return nahi milta bhau...

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चप्पल आगे रखो तो दुआ नहीं होती,
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चप्पल पीछे रखो तो चप्पल नहीं होती।

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'Romance' कहाँ से शुरू होता है?
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सोचो...
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और सोचो...
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'R' से शुरू होता है नालायको, पढ़-लिख कर भी कोई फायदा नहीं।

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Shaadi-shuda Aurto ka seminar
chal raha tha.
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Unse puchha gaya,
Aapne apne Husband
ko
‘I Love You’
last kab bola hai?
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Kisi ne kaha aaj,
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kisi ne kaha 2 din pehle
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Aur
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Kisi ne kaha 10 din pehle.
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Fir unse kaha gaya k sab Patniya
apne pati ko Mobile se
‘I Love You’ Message karo abhi,
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Jiska sabse accha reply aayega
usay
Surprise Gift
Milega…
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Sab wives ne ‘I Love You’ msg kar
diya aur
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Kuchh der baad Husbands k Reply
kuchh iss tarah aaye…
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1) Darling, tumhari tabiyat to
theek hai na?
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2) Ghar kharcha khatam ho gaya
hai kya ???
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3) Kahin tum Maiyke to nahin
chali gayi ???
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4) Aaj ghar pe khana nahin bana
hai kya ???
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5) Kya Matlab ???
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6) Tum Sapne mein ho ya main
sapna dekh raha hoon?
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7) Kity party mein kisi ki Jewellery
pasand aa gayi hai kya???
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8) Office mein itna tension hai
aur tujhe Romance sujh raha
hai ???
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9) Kitni baar mana kiya Serial mat
dekha kar..!!
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10) Aaj fir gaadi thok-ke aayi
kya????
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Finally jisko Surprise Gift
Mila uska khatarnak reply ye
tha….
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11) Kaun ???

Like SMS - 65 - SMS Length: 1151 Husband Vs Wife

Classic misunderstanding....

Girl: Hey, Happy Birthday!

Boy: ThankZ!

Girl: So, BP kab de rha h?

Boy: Pendrive toh de....

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Tajmahal to Hum B Banwa De te,
Magar Na Banwane K Piche ek Raz Hai,
Agar Banwane Lage to Hum barbad Ho Jayenge.
Q ki BIJAPUR ki har ek clg me hamari Mumtaz Hai.

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'आऊ!'

'Woww!'

'आऊ!'

'Woww!'

'आऊ!'

'Woww!'

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- Shakti Kapoor & Saif Ali Khan discussing an important matter.

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Joke for apple dreamers

Pappu told his parents-
i want a blackberry or apple.....

they replied...
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Ghar mein "SINGHADE" pade hai,

pehle wo khatam kar.

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