Jokes-Funny SMS

Bilawal-Hum India Se Kashmir Chin Lenge.......Indian Hackers-Bc,Pehle Apni Website Sambhal

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3 young Ladies proposed a
MAN..
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He had to choose one of them..
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He tested by giving them
Rs.5000 each 2 spend...
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1st bought make up stuff&
new
dresses & said she wanted to
look
good for him..
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2nd got him few expensive
shirts
& ties and perfumes&
said she wanted him to look
good..
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3rd one invested the money,
Got profit &returned him
original
amount, saying that she
saved the rest for their future..
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Finally MAN decided to marry
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The first women because..
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She had best figure than two other girls ....
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...Moral:" Men Will Be Men.

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Maine pucha chand se ki dekha hai kahi mere yar sa hasin...!!

Chand ne kaha..

Ek to mai tere baap ka naukar nahi..

Aur itne upar se kuch dikhta b nai...!

Aur to aur mere pas durbin bhi nahi..!

:) :) :-p

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Only Two People Care About You Truely :
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1. Your Mother!!
2. People Who Shout To Tell You About Your Bike's Stand/Headlight!!
Oh Bhai Ji.. Apki Headlight jal rahi hai/Stand khulla hai..

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Meri Teacher - Isko Hindi Mein
Translate
Karo
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Hey Friends, Look a Beautiful
Girl Is
Standing
There...
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pAppu: - Wo Dekho Saalo,
Tumhari Bhabhi Khadi Hai

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When I See A Cute Girl,
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I Take Two Seconds To Plan Our Future Together...

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Dear Mirror, Why I am so beautiful/handsome??
Dear Camera, Why am I so Ugly??

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A nursery boy proposes a girl: I Love you
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Girl Replies: Ek thapad marungi khichke
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Boy Replies : Mukka to jese tu khaygi nahi phir?
badhi aayi thapad marungi...

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Seene me dil,
dil me drd,
drd me yakin,
yakin me khayal,
khayal me khawab,
khawab me tasvir,
tasvir me sirf aap!!

itna darawna khawab?
bap re bap.

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Samunder me pani, pani me fish.

wah! wah!

Samunder me pani, pani me fish.

wah! wah!

Aap ko salam aur aap ki Girlfriend ko kiss…

Ab bol wah wah :P

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