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Me: Bhaiya tamatar kaise diye?
Bhaiya: *Gives tamatar* Aise diye..

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Agar Sonakshi Sinha "Aam" hai toh aam Choosne k baad Jo guthli Bache Wo hai Anushka Sharma Aur Agar Os Guthli par Truck Chada Do toh Wo hai Sonam Kapoor

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If u rearrange the letters "Narendra Modi" you get "Rare Diamond" but If you rearrange the letters "Sonia Gandhi" you get "Doshi Naagin"

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She : Tumhare bakwas jokes sun sun kar main thak gayi hun.

Me : Ye bhaag daud bhari zindagi, thakna mana hai.

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सावधान: अगर आज आपको कोई सड़क सून - सान दिखती है तो समझ लीजिए कि वहां कहीं न कहीं कोई बम रखा हुआ है जो अभी तक फटा नहीं है।

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चाँदनी चौक का नज़ारा ना होता,
India Gate का सितारा ना होता,
आज कल की लड़किया fashion ना करती,
तो हर गली का लड़का आवारा ना होता.

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Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

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Jackie Shroff: Beta,
24 Saal Ka Hogaya Hai Tu.
Tujhe Mooche Aur Daadhi Kab Aaayegi?
Tiger Shroff: Sabki Jaati Nahi, Meri Aati Nahi.

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Boy: Viber use krti ho..??
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Girl: ufff! Ye un-educated ladkay b na!! Dear
Viber nhi Viper hota hai..
Or main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jb paani ziyada
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warna poocha he lagati hon..
. BOY: hahahahahahahahaha
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Bus kr pagli Rulayegi kyaa...

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Zuckerberg:Sir,there is a huge scope of digital revolution in India..
NaMo:Pehle ye bata,mujhe itne saare candy crush invites kaun bhejta hai..

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