Me: Bhaiya tamatar kaise diye?
Bhaiya: *Gives tamatar* Aise diye..
Agar Sonakshi Sinha "Aam" hai toh aam Choosne k baad Jo guthli Bache Wo hai Anushka Sharma Aur Agar Os Guthli par Truck Chada Do toh Wo hai Sonam Kapoor
If u rearrange the letters "Narendra Modi" you get "Rare Diamond" but If you rearrange the letters "Sonia Gandhi" you get "Doshi Naagin"
She : Tumhare bakwas jokes sun sun kar main thak gayi hun.
Me : Ye bhaag daud bhari zindagi, thakna mana hai.
सावधान: अगर आज आपको कोई सड़क सून - सान दिखती है तो समझ लीजिए कि वहां कहीं न कहीं कोई बम रखा हुआ है जो अभी तक फटा नहीं है।
चाँदनी चौक का नज़ारा ना होता,
India Gate का सितारा ना होता,
आज कल की लड़किया fashion ना करती,
तो हर गली का लड़का आवारा ना होता.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Jackie Shroff: Beta,
24 Saal Ka Hogaya Hai Tu.
Tujhe Mooche Aur Daadhi Kab Aaayegi?
Tiger Shroff: Sabki Jaati Nahi, Meri Aati Nahi.
Boy: Viber use krti ho..??
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Girl: ufff! Ye un-educated ladkay b na!! Dear
Viber nhi Viper hota hai..
Or main kabhi kabhi use karti hun jb paani ziyada
ho
warna poocha he lagati hon..
. BOY: hahahahahahahahaha
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Bus kr pagli Rulayegi kyaa...
Zuckerberg:Sir,there is a huge scope of digital revolution in India..
NaMo:Pehle ye bata,mujhe itne saare candy crush invites kaun bhejta hai..