Arz kiya hai…. :-)
Maine hamesha zindagi mein DHOKE hi khaye hai.
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Maine hamesha zindagi main DHOKE hi khaye hai…. :-(
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grapes-mango-apple-chiku-amrud-cherry-pineapple-pear-watermelon
Sub DHOKE hi khaye hain.
Aap bhi DHO KE hi khana…. :-P :-D
Hygienic hota hai…
Mahesh Bhat –
Seema par Pakistan fauj golibaari kar rahi hai… Halaat bahut kharab hain!!
Alia Bhatt –
Mere hisaab se Seema ko kuchh din ghar par rehna chahiye!!
Santa: Aisi cheez ka naam bata, jo laal ho aur trin trin karti hai….
Banta: Telephone
Santa: galat
Banta: to fir kya hai ?
Santa: Tamater…
trin trin to confuse karne ke liye bola tha…
Amitabh Bachchan aur Pran Sahab bus stop par khade the,
Bus Aayi, Pran Sahab Bus mein chadh gaye
Lekin Amitabh ji nahin chadhe..!
Pata hai kyun?
Kyunki bus par likha tha…
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Raghukul Reet sada chali aayi…
‘Pran’ Jaye par ‘Bachan’ na jaayi!
What do u call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day ?
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Jaswanti
(just 1 tea)...
Why don!t ppl clap in Afghanistan?
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Because there's the tali-ban!
Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the, PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA- PAAN
PARAG!
Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha!
KYUN?
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Kyuki,
UNCHE LOG! UNCHI PASAND
MANIKCHAND
Dear human,
You get mad at me if I wake you,
you get mad at me if I don't.
Sincerely,
confused alarm clock.
If you don't have a washing machine, buy Micromax phone. It canvas2.
'Aapki beti ka last seen was 3 AM tha.' is the new 'Aapki beti ko maine kisi ladke ke saath ghoomte hue dekha'