Jokes-Funny SMS

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What will you call a person who is leaving India ??

Socho……………

Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

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Woh kya hai jo Dil mein hain, Mann mein hai par Dhadkan mein nahi?

Ans:- Arey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

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The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie ‘heart is umbrella’…

Which movie did he really want to see..?

Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai…!

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Q1. Prasad ask’s Kumble to bring a pepsi…
Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ??

Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener (Obviously, this Joke is old, as Tendulkar is already retired :-) )

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Girl at a stationary store.

Girl: I want a calculator.
Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Main thik hu aap kaise ho?

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If you have black eyes…

Then your name is… RURU

why?

simple re…

Yeh Kali kali aankhein…
Tu RURU!!

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Mera ek dost itna jyada patla hai..
ki machchhar bhi raat ko aakar usse bolte hain…

“Yeh le bhai, tu rakhle yeh khoon, padosi se chura kar laya hoon.”!

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Peediya Khap Gayi, pata lagate lagate
Ki yeh duniya kis mitti ki bani hai!

Aur Sunny Leone ne ek minute mein bata diya..

ki

ki

ki

Yeh Duniya Pittal Di!! :-D

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What is SuperMan’s Favorite Song..???’

socho?

thoda dimag pe jor daalo yaar…

nahin pata?

main batata hun…

its
“Hawaa Mein Udta Jaye, Mera LaaL Duppata MalmaL Ka”

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What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?

Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.

In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.

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