What will you call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho……………
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Woh kya hai jo Dil mein hain, Mann mein hai par Dhadkan mein nahi?
Ans:- Arey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie ‘heart is umbrella’…
Which movie did he really want to see..?
Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai…!
Q1. Prasad ask’s Kumble to bring a pepsi…
Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ??
Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener (Obviously, this Joke is old, as Tendulkar is already retired :-) )
Girl at a stationary store.
Girl: I want a calculator.
Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Main thik hu aap kaise ho?
If you have black eyes…
Then your name is… RURU
why?
simple re…
Yeh Kali kali aankhein…
Tu RURU!!
Mera ek dost itna jyada patla hai..
ki machchhar bhi raat ko aakar usse bolte hain…
“Yeh le bhai, tu rakhle yeh khoon, padosi se chura kar laya hoon.”!
Peediya Khap Gayi, pata lagate lagate
Ki yeh duniya kis mitti ki bani hai!
Aur Sunny Leone ne ek minute mein bata diya..
ki
ki
ki
Yeh Duniya Pittal Di!! :-D
What is SuperMan’s Favorite Song..???’
socho?
thoda dimag pe jor daalo yaar…
nahin pata?
main batata hun…
its
“Hawaa Mein Udta Jaye, Mera LaaL Duppata MalmaL Ka”
What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?
Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.
In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.