At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Alia: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken..
Alia: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
Alia joined new job.
1st day she worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Alia: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Alia: What is the name of your car?
Pooja: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Alia: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Alia and Pooja were fixing a bomb in a car.
Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Alia: Don’t worry, I have one more.
Media: Where were you born?
Alia: India ..
Media: which part?
Alia: What, which part? Whole body was born in India .
Chalo ab batao… Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai?
this is quite simple..
Ans:- D’Cold again…
Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi…
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..
(Chain ki saans – D’cold )
Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind!
Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha uska naam kya tha?