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संता: अगर चाइनीज़ लड़की किसी लड़के का दिल चुराले तो उसे क्या कहेंगे ?

बंता: "मन" चुरीयन..!!

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Sonu- yaar english me jhopdi ko kya kahte he
Monu- hut
sonu- abe english aati nahi to saff saff bolna hut hut kya bol raha hai

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Husbnd:agr opration m mujhe kch hua 2 tum us doctor se hi shadi kr lena
Wife:aise kyu bol rhe ho
Husbnd:use badla lene ka dusra kuch rasta nahi

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Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai
Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai
Jiska Naam India Hai
Baki To Sab Videsh Hai

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पठान खाँसी की दवाई लेने डॉक्टर के पास गया।
डॉक्टर: यह दवाई 2 चम्मच सुबह, 2 चम्मच दोपहर और 2 चम्मच रात को 3 दिन तक लेना।
पठान: अपना दवाई अपने पास रखो, ऐसे तो हमारे घर के सारे चम्मच ही खत्म हो जायेंगे।

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1 Murgi Market Gai.
Murgi: 1 Anda Dena.
Shopkipr: Ande Ka Tum Kya Krogi??
Murghi: Mere Pati Ne Kaha He Ki
2 Rs K Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab
Mat Karo..

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एक आदमी तेजी से डॉक्टर के केबिन में घुसा और बोला – डॉक्टर साहब,
मेरी बीवी ने पेट्रोल पी लिया है और अब वह पूरे घर में दौड़ लगा रही है!
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डॉक्टर - घबराओ मत, जब पेट्रोल खत्म हो जायेगा तो खुद-ब-खुद रुक जाएगी।

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SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

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Aapko pataa hai ki Popcorn ko garm tave par rakhne par wo uchhalte kyun hai?

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Nahi pata ..?

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Kabhi khud baith kar dekhna ..

Pata chal jayega …

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Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Alia: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Alia: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child

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