Shrabi Road Pe Pada Tha
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Police: Itni Q Pi Rakhi Hai,
Shrabi: Majburi Thi Sahab
Police: Kya
Mazburi Thi Saale
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Shrabi: Bottle Ka
Dhakkan Gum Ho Gya Tha,
Isliye Puri Bottle Pini Padi.
Bhai Suna Ki Kal Raat 4 Gundo Ne
Aapki Kanpati Pe Gun Rakh Ke Pucha-
Goli Maru
Ya G@@nd?
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Aaj Aap Ko Whatsapp Pr Online Dekh
Ke Khushi Ho Rahi Hai.
Good Decision..!!!
Pati (Phone Par): Kaha Ho..?
Patni: Ghar Mein..!
Pati: Acha Agar Ghar Mein Ho, To Mixi
Chalao..!
Patni Mixi Chalati Hai.
Gar Gar Gar Gar...
Pati: Acha Theek Hai..!
<<< Dusre Din >>>
Pati (Phone Par): Kaha Ho..?
Patni: Ghar Mein..!
Pati: Acha Agar Ghar Mein Ho, To Mixi
Chalao..!
Patni Mixi Chalati Hai.
Gar Gar Gar Gar...
Pati: Acha Theek Hai..!
<<< Teesre Din >>>
Pati Ghar Pahuch Jata Hai..!
Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin Kaha Hai..?
Naukrani: Pata Nahi Sahab, Bahut Der
Se Kahi Gayi Hai..!
Lekin Sahab... Ek Baat Samajh Nahi Aayi,
Saath Mein Mixi Kyu Le Gayi..?
Larka ek Larki ka peecha kar raha tha.. . . . .
Girl:”Tumhe pata hai, peeche meri Maa aa rahi hai.. . . . . .
Larka:”Tu Tension Na Le Hum Khandani Aashiq hai.. . .
Teri maa ke peechey mera Baap aa raha hai..
Girl Shocked – Boy Rocked
कोलेज की गलियो में अजीब खेल होता है,
क्लास के बहाने दिलो का मेल होता है,
नोट्स की जगह लव होता है,
इस लिए तो पप्पू हर साल फेल होता है!
Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.
Faddu Joke Must Read
Shaadi Ki Raat Pappu Confus
Ho Gya Kii Kya Baat
Kre
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Aadha Ghanta Sochne Ke
Baad Pappu Apni Biwi Se
Bola.,"kya Apke Gharwaalo
Ko Pta Hai Aaj Aap Yhi
Rukegi."-:p
Teacher- Agar Duniya Ki
Sari Ladkiyo Ka Chehra
Ek Jaisa Hota To Kya Hota?
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Santa- Hona Kya Tha Sir,
Gas Cyilinder Ki Tarah
Aaj Iske Ghar,
Kal Uske Ghar ..
Army Training Me 1 Officer Ne
Santa Se Pucha:- Ye Hath Me Kya
H.........??
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Santa: Sir Ye Banduk H.!
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Officer-ye Banduk Nhi Tumhari
Izzat Or Shaan Hai,
Tumhari Maa Hai Maa! .
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Then Officer To Another Sipahi
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Banta Tumhare Hath Me Ye Kya
Hai........? .
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Banta: Sir, Ye Santa Ki
Maa H Or Humari Massi
Hai Maasi..;p
Santa Ki Modern Wife Ne
Usse Office Jaate Waqt
Pyaar Se Kaha:
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See You In The Evening.
Santa: 'Mein Bhi Tujhe Dekh
Lunga Kameeni,
Dhamki Apne Baap Ko Diyo.