Jokes-Funny SMS

2 Aurton Ko 20 Sal Ki Saza Mli,
20 Sal Ek 7 Jail Me Guzarne K Bad,
Jab 2no Riha Hui To Dono Ne Muskurate Hue Kaha:
Chalo Ab Baki Baten Ghar Phunch Kar Karte Hai.

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Pappu : Sir Humara Poty Aaya Hai.
Math Teacher : To Main Kya Karu?
Toilet Chala Jaa.
Pappu : Up Galat Samajhra Sir,
Humara Answer Poty (40) Aaya Hai.
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Math Teachr Soked!!
Pappu Rock..!!

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Ladki Ke T-shirt Par Bane Aeroplane Ko Ladka Ghurne Laga
Girl: Kabhi Aeroplane Nahi Dekha?
Boy: Aeroplane To Dekha,aisa Airport Nahi Dekha.

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Ek Raat Light Chali Gayi..
Sardar- Oye Kam Se Kam Fan To Chalao !

Sardarni- Kar Di Na Sardaron Wali Baat!
Fan On Karenge To Mombatti Bujh Nhi Jaayegi !:-P:

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Wo Kehti Hai Ladne Se "Mohabbat" Badhti Hai.
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Yeh Sunte Hi Main Uski Aankh
Pe Ek "Mukka" Maar K Bhag Gaya.
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Thik Kiya Na..??

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Pappu Ek Party Mein Gaya Aur,
Waha Usne 8 Butter Naan Kha Liye.
Kuch Der Baad Toilet Mein,
Pet Pakad Ke Ro Raha Tha.
Bhagwan Se Request Kar Raha Tha Ki,
'Hey Bhagwan Ya Toh Jaan Nikal De,
Ya Naan Nikal De'

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One Dr Question
Tooth Brush Kitney Arsey Bad Retired Kiya Jata Hy?
Chinese: 1 Week
British 1 Month
Usa 3 Months
India: India Mn Tooth Brash Kabi B Retired Ni Hota
Dr.wo Kaisy
Indian India Mn Tooth Brush Sab Se Pehle,
Dant Saf Krne Ke Kam Ata Hai.

Phir Hair Color Krne Ke Kam Ata Hai.

Us K Bad Mechines Ki Safai K Kam Ata Hai
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Jb Us K Ball Gir Jate Hai To,
Izar Meh Nara Dalny K Kam Ata Hai.

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Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki
Talaashi Leni Hai,
Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak
Saamagri Hai..?
Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai,
Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!

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Ek 8 Saal Ka Ladka Dukandaar Se Bola,
"Bhai Sahab, Ek Packet Cigarette Dena"!
Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola,
"Itne Chote Aur Cigrarette?"
Ladka: Mere Liye Nahi,
Apne Chote Bhai Ke Liye Le Raha Hoon.
Mere Liye To Ek Packet C0nd0m De Do!

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Santa Aur Banta Ne
Samandar Ke Kinare
Board Dekha Jispe Likha Tha
"Doobtey Ko Bachane
Wal Ko 500 Ka Inam"
Santa: Main Jump Lagata
Hun Tum Muje Bachana
Is Tarha 500 Milenge
Hum Fifty Fifty Krenge.
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Ye Keh Kar Santa Ne
Jump Laga Di.
Banta Khamoshi Se
Dekhta Raha
Toh Banta Ne Chilla Ke
Kaha: "Muje Tairna Nhi
Aata Tum Mje Bachate
Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Tum Ne Board Ke
Neeche Nahi Padha,
Neeche Likha Tha
"Laash Nikalne Wale
Ko 2000 Ka Inaam"

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