Jokes-Funny SMS

Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue Teacher BacchoSe KahneLagi Ki
Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye deko ge to Kahoge,
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Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gaya..
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Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gaya..
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Aur Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka Wahi Reh Gaya..
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Pappu gusse se Bola:"or Ye Humari Teacher Hai Jinka dehant ho gya.

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One friend was talking with his
friend
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1st friend:" I have Engineering
Degree kya karu ??
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2nd friend:" OLX pe bech de... :

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Santa: Ladki dekhne gaya

Ladki ka Baap: Beta Sharab pete ho..

Santa: Sharab to baad me penyge abi to sirf Chai chalege.

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Wife(kitchn se):ji sunte ho
ajkl me khubsurat hoti ja rhi hu

Husband:2mne kaise jana?

Wfe:Ajkal meri khubsurti dekhkr rotiya v jalne lagi h.

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Relative: Kya kar rahe ho aajkal?

Me: Jee, social networking.

Relative: Mera matlab jeene ke liye kya karte ho?

Me: Jee, Saans leta hoon.

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Srdar pandit Ko : ye tere Sir p Choti Q?
Pandit : Ye mera ANTENA he,
Isse muje IDEAS aate he

Sardar : Kamal he! Mere sir pe Dish Antena he,fir b kuch nahi aata.

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Faraz- ye scooty kab li?

Vipin- kal raat 1 ladki muje scooty par bahut dur le gai,

sab kapde utar k boli- jo chahia le lo
mai scooty le aya, Kapdo ka kya karta.

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Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,

Pepsodent se mazbut karne ka,

Babool se fresh karne ka,

Agar fir b safed na ho.
To bindaas HARPIC use karne ka.

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Pyar - Dukh Ka Bazaar
Premi - Dukh Ka Kharidaar
Premika - Dukh Ki Dukandaar
Dad - Beech Ki Deewaar
Behan - Salahkaar
Bhai - Peetne Ko Taiyaar
Ye Hai Pyar Ka Big Bazaar..!

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