Santa : People consider me as "God"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the park today,
everybody said, Oh God! U ve come again.
Santa-Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Frnd-Fir Tune kya kiya?
Santa-Mene unse kaha salo 1-1 karke Aao.
Santa-Phir kya,Salo ne 1-1 karke dubara Peeta !.
SANTA enters kitchen,
opens sugar container,
looks inside and closes it.
He does this again and again.
Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.
In a class,
If I buy an item@ 12.75 n email@example.com, it"s loss or profit?
SANTA Profit in rupees
Sardar Son: Daddy! My stomach is paining.
Sardar:That's because your stomach is empty.
Sardarson: Oh! Now I understand Why you always have headache.
Santa attending a interview in a software company.
Interviewer:Do u knw MS Office?
SANTA:Give the address.
I wll find out where it is
Teacher :What do u call a person who cannot hear?
Sardar:U cn cal him anything ,bcoz he cannot hear!
Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai..
Sardar:Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
Sardar:SomWar, MangalWar, BudhWar..!
Taxi Driver- petrol khatm ho gaya hai.
Gadi aage nahi ja sakti..
Santa- KOI BAAT NAHI, reverse lelo, vapas ghar chalenge
Ek Dost dusre se :
Yaar aaj meri Girl Friend ka Birthday hai,
Use Kya Du..?
2nd Dost : Dikne me kaise hai?
1stDost : Achi Hai
2nd Dost : Toh phir mera number dede..