Jokes-Funny SMS

Santa : People consider me as "God"

Banta : How do you know??

Santa : When I went to the park today,
everybody said, Oh God! U ve come again.

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Santa-Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Frnd-Fir Tune kya kiya?

Santa-Mene unse kaha salo 1-1 karke Aao.

Frnd-Phir?

Santa-Phir kya,Salo ne 1-1 karke dubara Peeta !.

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SANTA enters kitchen,
opens sugar container,
looks inside and closes it.
He does this again and again.
Why?
Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly.

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In a class,
teacher asked:
If I buy an item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it"s loss or profit?

SANTA Profit in rupees

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Sardar Son: Daddy! My stomach is paining.

Sardar:That's because your stomach is empty.

Sardarson: Oh! Now I understand Why you always have headache.

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Santa attending a interview in a software company.


Interviewer:Do u knw MS Office?

SANTA:Give the address.
I wll find out where it is

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Teacher :What do u call a person who cannot hear?

Sardar:U cn cal him anything ,bcoz he cannot hear!

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Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai..

Sardar:Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai

Man:wo kaise?

Sardar:SomWar, MangalWar, BudhWar..!

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Taxi Driver- petrol khatm ho gaya hai.
Gadi aage nahi ja sakti..

Santa- KOI BAAT NAHI, reverse lelo, vapas ghar chalenge

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Ek Dost dusre se :
Yaar aaj meri Girl Friend ka Birthday hai,
Use Kya Du..?

2nd Dost : Dikne me kaise hai?

1stDost : Achi Hai

2nd Dost : Toh phir mera number dede..

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