What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,
a car is too dear
and
a monkey is U dear.
khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye
mile mughe aur mera ho jaye
karu sms ladikyo ko naam tera aaye
Maar tughe pare aur mazza mughe aaye.
Jeevan ke kathin rasto pe kaun apna
sath dega?
Mummy-papa.
Mummy-papa.
Nahi-Wife.
Nahi-Girlfriend
Bilkul Bhi Nahi
Sirf Aur Sirf
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Apni CHAPPAL.
Teri Yad Mein Humne Kalam Uthaayi,
Liya Paper Aur Tasveer Aapki Banayi,
Socha Tha Ki Usko Dil Se Laga Kar Rakhenge,
Magar Wo Toh Bacho Ko Draane Ke Kam Aayi.
Hamare SMS Padh Ke Log Samajte Hai,
Ki In Ko Toh Aadat Hai Paise Udane Ki,
Par Wo PAGLE Kya Jane Ki,
Ye Bhi Ek Ada Hai KANJUSO Ko
SHARAM Dilane Ki.
Collage Ke Pichhe Nadi Me,
Principal Doob Raha Tha...
Pappu Ne Ye Dekha Or Chilate Huye Bhaga.
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Kal Chhuti...
Kal Chhuti...
Ek akalmand insaan ne bewkuf se puchha...
Saari Duniya Tumhe Bewkuf Kyon Kehti Hai?
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Niche kya dekh rahe ho jawab do.
You r the biggest fool on earth...
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upar dekh liya na..
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhundh rahe ho..?
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai
Sab Kuch Naya Hai
Agar Husband Apni Wife k Liye
Car ka Darwa'za
Kholay,
Tou...
Samajh Jao ke...
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Ya to Car Nayi Hai,,
Ya
Wife Nayi Hai,
Ya
phir....
Wife 'Nahi' hai.