Jokes-Funny SMS

Added 8 years ago

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

A kiss is so dear,
a car is too dear
and
a monkey is U dear.

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Added 8 years ago

khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye

mile mughe aur mera ho jaye

karu sms ladikyo ko naam tera aaye

Maar tughe pare aur mazza mughe aaye.

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Added 8 years ago

Jeevan ke kathin rasto pe kaun apna
sath dega?

Mummy-papa.
Mummy-papa.
Nahi-Wife.
Nahi-Girlfriend
Bilkul Bhi Nahi
Sirf Aur Sirf
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Apni CHAPPAL.

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Teri Yad Mein Humne Kalam Uthaayi,

Liya Paper Aur Tasveer Aapki Banayi,

Socha Tha Ki Usko Dil Se Laga Kar Rakhenge,

Magar Wo Toh Bacho Ko Draane Ke Kam Aayi.

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Added 8 years ago

Hamare SMS Padh Ke Log Samajte Hai,

Ki In Ko Toh Aadat Hai Paise Udane Ki,

Par Wo PAGLE Kya Jane Ki,

Ye Bhi Ek Ada Hai KANJUSO Ko
SHARAM Dilane Ki.

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Added 8 years ago

Collage Ke Pichhe Nadi Me,
Principal Doob Raha Tha...


Pappu Ne Ye Dekha Or Chilate Huye Bhaga.
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Kal Chhuti...
Kal Chhuti...

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Added 8 years ago

Ek akalmand insaan ne bewkuf se puchha...
Saari Duniya Tumhe Bewkuf Kyon Kehti Hai?
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Niche kya dekh rahe ho jawab do.

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Added 8 years ago

You r the biggest fool on earth...
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upar dekh liya na..
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhundh rahe ho..?

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Added 8 years ago

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,

Sab Kuch Alag Hai
Sab Kuch Naya Hai

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Added 8 years ago

Agar Husband Apni Wife k Liye
Car ka Darwa'za
Kholay,
Tou...
Samajh Jao ke...
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Ya to Car Nayi Hai,,
Ya
Wife Nayi Hai,
Ya
phir....

Wife 'Nahi' hai.

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