Jokes-Funny SMS

Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli

Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai

Beta thoda intezar karo

kyonki
Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai

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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de

tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de

Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna

Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

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Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,

chehray pe khoob Smile hai,

Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,

phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,

Ye kon sa STYle hai

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" Funny truth "

Being "In A Relationship"

And
Being "In The "Hospital"
Is All The Same.

Everyone Asks:
"Serious Hai Kya" ?=P

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Nice Lines:
Love Is Like A Sweet Dream.

And,
Marriage Is An Alarm Clock.

So Enjoy Sweet Dreams Until Ur
Alarm Wakes U Up..!

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Must Remember Before Getting
Married:-
Marriages Maybe Made In Heaven..
But,
Maintainance Charges Are Paid On
Earth..!"

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"Universal truth"

Exams Should Be Given On
Either Facebook Or On
Phone, Instead Of Sheets.


Bcoz,
Today's Student
Have More Typing Speed
Than Writing Speed..!

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Girl: Tum kya karte ho?
Boy: Hindustan Times me job krta tha
lekin abhi chhod dia.
Girl: Kyu?
Boy: Yaar Aisi thandi me kon jaldi
uth k paper dene jayega?

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Aajkal ki ladkiyon ki dress
Yahan se less
Wahan se less
Kabhi sleeveless
Kabhi backless
Aur koi ladka ghoor kar dekhe toh,
KAMINA CHARACTERLESS.

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14th Feb ke liye kisi ko lakdi chahiye kya?
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पेड़ se tod lo
pahle sahi pado fir niche aao...

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