Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli
Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai
Beta thoda intezar karo
kyonki
Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai
" Funny truth "
Being "In A Relationship"
And
Being "In The "Hospital"
Is All The Same.
Everyone Asks:
"Serious Hai Kya" ?=P
Nice Lines:
Love Is Like A Sweet Dream.
And,
Marriage Is An Alarm Clock.
So Enjoy Sweet Dreams Until Ur
Alarm Wakes U Up..!
Must Remember Before Getting
Married:-
Marriages Maybe Made In Heaven..
But,
Maintainance Charges Are Paid On
Earth..!"
"Universal truth"
Exams Should Be Given On
Either Facebook Or On
Phone, Instead Of Sheets.
Bcoz,
Today's Student
Have More Typing Speed
Than Writing Speed..!
Girl: Tum kya karte ho?
Boy: Hindustan Times me job krta tha
lekin abhi chhod dia.
Girl: Kyu?
Boy: Yaar Aisi thandi me kon jaldi
uth k paper dene jayega?
Aajkal ki ladkiyon ki dress
Yahan se less
Wahan se less
Kabhi sleeveless
Kabhi backless
Aur koi ladka ghoor kar dekhe toh,
KAMINA CHARACTERLESS.
14th Feb ke liye kisi ko lakdi chahiye kya?
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पेड़ se tod lo
pahle sahi pado fir niche aao...