Jokes-Funny SMS

Tum door sahi majboor sahi...



par yaad tumhari aati hai....



tum door sahi majboor sahi..



par yaad tumhari aati hai...



Tum saans wahan par leti ho..


Or badboo yahan par aati hai

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Kanjoos santa ka achanak chat se pair fisal gaya aur wo neeche girne laga.

jaise hi teesri manzil per uske kichen ki khidki ke samne se guzra, apni biwi se bola,

;mere liye aaj ka khana mat banana.

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Buzurgo ne sach kaha hai Ladkiyo ke chakkar me mat padna
Qyoki
Ye ati hai HEER ki tarah,
Lagti hai KHEER ki tarah,
Chubhti hai TEER ki tarah
Aur
haalat kar deti hai FAKIR ki tarah

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Aaj usne mera dil tod diya,
lekin hum b km ni the,
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humne b
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uska
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muh tod diya.
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#kiNg_yAdaV

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Bhagwan ji !!!
agar sun rhe ho to
ek question poochna tha.
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Mere liye bhi koi 'Awww' karne wali
bnayi hai ya bhool gye??

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Two Type ki girls ke piche mat bhago..
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1) Jiske piche main hu..
kyunki wo tum se nahi pategi...
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2) Jiske piche main nahi hu
wo mujhse nahi pati
to tumse kya Ghanta pategi

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Daru ho gai Sasti
Hum krenge Masti

Jam kar piyenge
Hans kar Jiyenge

Na Ayegi teri Yaad
Theke wale Zindabad..

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Possible Reasons When A Man Opens
a car door for wife
1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New
3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife

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Mandir mein jap karta hoon,

Masjid mein adab karta hoon,

insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun

isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon

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Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,

Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,

Par hai re meri futi kismat,

Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.

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