Jokes-Funny SMS

आजकल की लड़कियों को सफेद घोड़े पे राजकुमार की जगह
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BMW.मे गधा भी आ जाए तो चलता है.......
#A_k

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Phone karke sorry bol rhi thi..
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Bol rhi thi jesa tum bologe vesa karungi.
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Plzz mujhe chodd ke maat jao ..
. Mene Bhi Keh Diya Bhul Ja Mujhe.. .
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Pta nhi Kis ki Girlfriend thi.

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Ek Toota Hua " Idea " Ka Sim Mila Sadak Par..
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Lagta Hai Koi " IIN " Student Fail Hogaya :D:D:D

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भूगोल की मैडम बहुत दुबली पतली थी..
एक दिन वो क्लास में पाठ दोहरा रही थी..
"बोलो बच्चों धरती घुमती हुई क्यों नज़र आती है..?"
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तभी टिल्लुआ बोला -
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"मैडम जी कछु ख़ा लेवे करो..
बिना खाये आवोगी तो
धरती ऐसे ही घूमेगी..

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Zindagi me kabhi tension mat lena
bindas hoke I LOVE U kehna,
agar rose ke badle sandal mile to,
kehna pyaari Behna sada khush rehna..

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She : Kundi Mat Khadkao Raja Sidha Andar Aao Raja.
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Me: Me Raja Hun Daya Nhi :-P

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Suhagrat Ke Bad,
Pati Apni Patni Se Bola
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Pati : Ary Khoon To Nikla Hi Nhi "
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Patni Ne Ghusse Mein Aakar Jawab Diya
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Patni- " Kyun Harami Tune Andar Teer Mara Tha Kya ?" :-P :-P

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"RUSULT AA GAYA "
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Yeh 3 Word Kisi Bhi Hanste Khelte Insan Ki Duniya Ujad Sakta Hai..

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Maine To Bus Stop Pe Khadi Ladki
Se Sirf Time Pucha Tha,
Aye Dost.
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Ki Kitne Baje ?
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Wo Sharma Ke Boli..
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Park Me Theek Subha 9 Baje !!
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Hat Jao Yaar
Apni To Lottery Hi Lag Gayi..:D:D

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Padhai Karne Ki Iccha To Usi Waqt Mar Jati Hai ..
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Jab Dekhta Hun Aaj To "Wifi" Ki Speed Mast Aa Rhi Hai :-P

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