Jokes-Funny SMS

Banta: Kal Mujhe 10 logon ne Peeta

Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kha saalon ek ek karke ao

Santa: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya Saalo ne ek ek karke dubaara peeta.

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Jeeto: What Do U Think About
Our Love..?

Santa: Try To Count The Stars In The Sky..

Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite..

Santa: No Baby,
Its A Waste Of Time..!

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Dosti ek sagar hai aur dost
machhaliya hai,

Mai tume mere dil mai sambhalkar
rakhunga,

Par agar tumne dur jane ki koshish ki
To

khuda kasam pani se nikal kar billi ko
de dunga.

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Devdas ki tarah jaan mat do yaro
Pyar ko lath maro

Meri bat mano

Na chandramukhi na paro

Roz raat 1 kingfisher maro aur chain se zindagi gujaro...

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Boy-Tum Ldkiya Itni Khubsurat Q Hoti Ho?

Girl-Qki, God Ne Hamko Apne Hath Se Bnaya H.

Boy-Kamini Bol To Aise Rahi H
Jaise ki Hamko net se download kiya ho...

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Wo Mujhe Kehti Thi...
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Tumhari Zindagi Jannat
Bnaa DoOn Gi
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Jabb K
Bnane Osse ‪Daal_Chawal‬B Nahi AAte..

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Maggi or Frooty के पीछे पड़े हैं सारे कोई दारू के samples भी check kare......चढ़ नहीं रही आजकल.

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सुबह से दौड रही हैं चाकु लेकर पगली मेरे पिछे.

मैँने तो मजाक में कहा था
"दिल चिर के देख, तेरा ही नाम होगा.......
7895245358

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Husband : DarLiNG tum mujhe 1 jagha sey bohat achi lagtii ho ???

Wife (sharmate huwwe) : Kahan se janu ?

Husband : Doooooooor se :D :D

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किसी ने मेरी नींद लूटी
तो किसी ने मेरा चैन लूट लिया ........
नींद मिले तो आप रख लेना
पर चैन मिले तो प्लीज मुझे दे देना ..दो तोले की हैं यार..

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